what should I do when big motherfucking dog charges my small motherfucking dog? - GoFuckYourself.com

Antonio · 10-30-2006, 08:26 AM

apart from shitting my pants - I got that one covered

it happened to me twice this week - I usually avoid walking my dog around 5ish because most of the people come back home at that time and as soon as they open their gates to drive in their HUGE dogs charge my small dog

what am I supposed to do when that happens? I think I have been lucky so far because some of the beasts I have seen guarding other people's houses wouldn't have problem eating me and my dog in less than 3 seconds

rodney25 · 10-30-2006, 09:01 AM

Ever thought of bringing this thing with you while strolling with your dog?

BoyAlley · 10-30-2006, 09:02 AM

OMG you should SO call Cesar Millan!

www.DogPsychologyCenter.com

wyldblyss · 10-30-2006, 09:04 AM

Pick up your dog when large dogs are around. The big dog comes after you, I suggest planting your foot firmly on the big dogs ass

detoxed · 10-30-2006, 09:18 AM

carry a machete

american pervert · 10-30-2006, 09:20 AM

kick the big dog in the rear/hip area from the side, that will fuck his day up

L-Pink · 10-30-2006, 09:27 AM

Pepper spray it ....

Hammer · 10-30-2006, 09:35 AM

Carry pepper spray, like L-pink says or get one of these.

CamMaster · 10-30-2006, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

OMG you should SO call Cesar Millan!

www.DogPsychologyCenter.com

This is great, man

JD · 10-30-2006, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hammer

Carry pepper spray, like L-pink says or get one of these.

pepper spray won't do shit to a really pissed off rot/pit/etc

E$_manager · 10-30-2006, 12:58 PM

Hide your doggy when you open the door.

u-Bob · 10-30-2006, 01:10 PM

try:

be sure to wathc out for

The Shame · 10-30-2006, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

try:

be sure to wathc out for

that was gay

After Shock Media · 10-30-2006, 01:54 PM

Keep your dog on a leash so you are legit.
Err wait your in like Africa right?
Nevermind...

Maybe travel with a guard baboon.

starpimps · 10-30-2006, 02:00 PM

pickup your dog, and punch the big dogs owner in the face for being an idiot

E$_manager · 10-30-2006, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

try:

be sure to wathc out for

Nice camouflage.

squishypimp · 10-30-2006, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

try:

be sure to wathc out for

cute dogs

wdsguy · 10-30-2006, 06:27 PM

get rid of the small dog and get a big dog, problem solved.

The Shame · 10-30-2006, 06:29 PM

get a stun gun

PurrrsianPussyKat · 10-30-2006, 07:50 PM

Take an umbrella with you. One of those big golf ones would be best.
You can pop it open and you have something between you and them.

Pepper spray can get in your dogs eyes too, so don't use that.

Spunky · 10-30-2006, 08:02 PM

Somehow I see some pissed off rottie charging through the umbrella and going for your throat.

Hammer · 10-30-2006, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

pepper spray won't do shit to a really pissed off rot/pit/etc

The taser I posted the link to sure will.

notabook · 10-30-2006, 08:15 PM

Steel-Toed boots + Kick to the throat = No more problems.

potter · 10-30-2006, 08:18 PM

I have a huge germ shep. The problem I see most often is the owners of little dogs are bitches. My dog plays around with dogs great, little or big (he's been through two types of training + puppy preschool). He's fine with them all, no matter what type or size. However, 90% of the time the owner of the little dog freaks out and gets all butthurt because he thinks they're playing too rough.

My suggestion is you and your dog need to grow a pair. .02

10-30-2006, 08:26 AM	#1
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	what should I do when big motherfucking dog charges my small motherfucking dog? apart from shitting my pants - I got that one covered it happened to me twice this week - I usually avoid walking my dog around 5ish because most of the people come back home at that time and as soon as they open their gates to drive in their HUGE dogs charge my small dog what am I supposed to do when that happens? I think I have been lucky so far because some of the beasts I have seen guarding other people's houses wouldn't have problem eating me and my dog in less than 3 seconds

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