what should I do when big motherfucking dog charges my small motherfucking dog?

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  • Antonio
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2001
    • 14136

    #1

    what should I do when big motherfucking dog charges my small motherfucking dog?

    apart from shitting my pants - I got that one covered


    it happened to me twice this week - I usually avoid walking my dog around 5ish because most of the people come back home at that time and as soon as they open their gates to drive in their HUGE dogs charge my small dog

    what am I supposed to do when that happens? I think I have been lucky so far because some of the beasts I have seen guarding other people's houses wouldn't have problem eating me and my dog in less than 3 seconds
  • rodney25
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2005
    • 7090

    #2
    Ever thought of bringing this thing with you while strolling with your dog?



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    • BoyAlley
      So Fucking Gay
      • Nov 2004
      • 19714

      #3
      OMG you should SO call Cesar Millan!

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      Last edited by BoyAlley; 10-30-2006, 07:03 AM.

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      • wyldblyss
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2003
        • 5779

        #4
        Pick up your dog when large dogs are around. The big dog comes after you, I suggest planting your foot firmly on the big dogs ass

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        • detoxed
          vip member
          • Jan 2003
          • 17798

          #5
          carry a machete

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          • american pervert
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2002
            • 6840

            #6
            kick the big dog in the rear/hip area from the side, that will fuck his day up
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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151

              #7
              Pepper spray it ....

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              • Hammer
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2003
                • 961

                #8
                Carry pepper spray, like L-pink says or get one of these.
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                • CamMaster
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 231

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                  OMG you should SO call Cesar Millan!

                  www.DogPsychologyCenter.com

                  This is great, man


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                  • JD
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 22651

                    #10
                    Originally posted by The Hammer
                    Carry pepper spray, like L-pink says or get one of these.

                    pepper spray won't do shit to a really pissed off rot/pit/etc

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                    • E$_manager
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                      • Apr 2006
                      • 13557

                      #11
                      Hide your doggy when you open the door.
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                      • u-Bob
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                        • Jul 2005
                        • 33063

                        #12
                        try:







                        be sure to wathc out for

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                        • The Shame
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 394

                          #13
                          Originally posted by u-Bob
                          try:







                          be sure to wathc out for
                          that was gay
                          Mess with the best, die like the rest.

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                          • After Shock Media
                            It's coming look busy
                            • Mar 2001
                            • 35299

                            #14
                            Keep your dog on a leash so you are legit.
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                            • starpimps
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                              • Sep 2006
                              • 6954

                              #15
                              pickup your dog, and punch the big dogs owner in the face for being an idiot
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                              • E$_manager
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 13557

                                #16
                                Originally posted by u-Bob
                                try:







                                be sure to wathc out for
                                Nice camouflage.
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                                • squishypimp
                                  PostMaster General
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 10781

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by u-Bob
                                  try:







                                  be sure to wathc out for
                                  cute dogs

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                                  • wdsguy
                                    Ryde or Die
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 19568

                                    #18
                                    get rid of the small dog and get a big dog, problem solved.

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                                    • The Shame
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 394

                                      #19
                                      get a stun gun
                                      Mess with the best, die like the rest.

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                                      • PurrrsianPussyKat
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 2088

                                        #20
                                        Take an umbrella with you. One of those big golf ones would be best.
                                        You can pop it open and you have something between you and them.

                                        Pepper spray can get in your dogs eyes too, so don't use that.
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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978

                                          #21
                                          Somehow I see some pissed off rottie charging through the umbrella and going for your throat.

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                                          • Hammer
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 961

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR
                                            pepper spray won't do shit to a really pissed off rot/pit/etc
                                            The taser I posted the link to sure will.
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                                            • notabook
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 9748

                                              #23
                                              Steel-Toed boots + Kick to the throat = No more problems.

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                                              • potter
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 6559

                                                #24
                                                I have a huge germ shep. The problem I see most often is the owners of little dogs are bitches. My dog plays around with dogs great, little or big (he's been through two types of training + puppy preschool). He's fine with them all, no matter what type or size. However, 90% of the time the owner of the little dog freaks out and gets all butthurt because he thinks they're playing too rough.

                                                My suggestion is you and your dog need to grow a pair. .02

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