what should I do when big motherfucking dog charges my small motherfucking dog?
 

apart from shitting my pants - I got that one covered


it happened to me twice this week - I usually avoid walking my dog around 5ish because most of the people come back home at that time and as soon as they open their gates to drive in their HUGE dogs charge my small dog

what am I supposed to do when that happens? I think I have been lucky so far because some of the beasts I have seen guarding other people's houses wouldn't have problem eating me and my dog in less than 3 seconds

Ever thought of bringing this thing with you while strolling with your dog? :pimp

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/sago1911.jpg

Pick up your dog when large dogs are around. The big dog comes after you, I suggest planting your foot firmly on the big dogs ass

carry a machete

kick the big dog in the rear/hip area from the side, that will fuck his day up

Pepper spray it ....

Carry pepper spray, like L-pink says or get one of these.

This is great, man :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

pepper spray won't do shit to a really pissed off rot/pit/etc

Hide your doggy when you open the door.

try:

http://blog.stayfreemagazine.org/images/dog06_1.jpg

http://www.paetau.com/picturepeople/45/dog07.jpg

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images12...as%20Heidi.JPG

be sure to wathc out for
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Ric...C12081933.jpeg

that was gay :1orglaugh

Keep your dog on a leash so you are legit.
Err wait your in like Africa right?
Nevermind...

Maybe travel with a guard baboon.

pickup your dog, and punch the big dogs owner in the face for being an idiot

Nice camouflage.

cute dogs :)

get rid of the small dog and get a big dog, problem solved.

get a stun gun

Take an umbrella with you. One of those big golf ones would be best.
You can pop it open and you have something between you and them.

Pepper spray can get in your dogs eyes too, so don't use that.

Somehow I see some pissed off rottie charging through the umbrella and going for your throat.

The taser I posted the link to sure will.

Steel-Toed boots + Kick to the throat = No more problems.

I have a huge germ shep. The problem I see most often is the owners of little dogs are bitches. My dog plays around with dogs great, little or big (he's been through two types of training + puppy preschool). He's fine with them all, no matter what type or size. However, 90% of the time the owner of the little dog freaks out and gets all butthurt because he thinks they're playing too rough.

My suggestion is you and your dog need to grow a pair. .02