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Sarah_Jayne · 10-27-2006, 10:02 AM

I just had one of those moments where you step back and listen to the actual words you say. I told somebody that I had a 'fuckload' of work to do tonight. Which leads to the question - how much is in a fuckload?

ForteCash · 10-27-2006, 10:04 AM

come on over and i'll show ya.. potty mouth.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-27-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

come on over and i'll show ya.. potty mouth.

Why · 10-27-2006, 10:15 AM

if you have to ask, youll never know

OzMan · 10-27-2006, 10:15 AM

a fuckload is the equivalent of 88 shitloads or 374 cubits

psili · 10-27-2006, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by OzMan

a fuckload is the equivalent of 88 shitloads or 374 cubits

fuckload > shitload > assload

interracialtoons · 10-27-2006, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by OzMan

a fuckload is the equivalent of 88 shitloads or 374 cubits

Bullshit! A fuckload is only 3 units more than a shitload!

FUCKING MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!

dennisthemenace · 10-27-2006, 10:19 AM

You guys are right.. A fuckload is more than a shitload which is roughly 3 times more than "a lot".

Sarah_Jayne · 10-27-2006, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dennisthemenace

You guys are right.. A fuckload is more than a shitload which is roughly 3 times more than "a lot".

Is an assload the same as a shitload?

Hollywood376 · 10-27-2006, 01:18 PM

I'd don't know about the rest of you, but I'd say my fuckload is about 2 teaspoons.

Hollywood376 · 10-27-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

Is an assload the same as a shitload?

turn around. An assload is better demontrated.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-27-2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hollywood376

I'd don't know about the rest of you, but I'd say my fuckload is about 2 teaspoons.

according to the loving spoonful it is just one ;)

k0nr4d · 10-27-2006, 01:37 PM

yeah I was thinkin its about a tablespoon

Gabriel · 10-27-2006, 01:39 PM

5 minutes or less of load?

BradM · 10-27-2006, 01:40 PM

An assload can vary in size depending on the person issuing the statement. Sadly an assload is variable, much like a ballsload.

Hollywood376 · 10-27-2006, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

according to the loving spoonful it is just one ;)

Well, I never actually measured it with a cooking utensil. I guess I know what I'll be doing tomorrow.

DaddyHalbucks · 10-27-2006, 01:45 PM

Yes, more than a shit load.

dennisthemenace · 10-27-2006, 01:47 PM

Fuckload can not be quantified by size, it is definitely a measure of volume.

A fuckload of sugar would not be the same size as a fuckload of thumbtacks. Therefore the tablespoon theory is incorrect - which I believe was proven so by Hawking.

A fuckload of bricks or a fuckload of money are also fine examples of the larger volume theory. Some have claimed that weight could also be a factor in the accurate description of a fuckload.

Oh and Sarah, according to my preliminary studies, an assload and a shitload are different, but only depending on the dialect of slang for the region one lives in. In some areas it is, in fact, the same.

That's all we have at this time. There is punch and cookies in the back of the room.

Dagwolf · 10-27-2006, 01:54 PM

An assload is slightly greater than a buttload, I think.

Would a cuntload be more or less than a fuckload?

free4porn · 10-27-2006, 01:56 PM

fuckload = 34.56 shitloads according to my calculator

Sarah_Jayne · 10-27-2006, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dennisthemenace

Fuckload can not be quantified by size, it is definitely a measure of volume.

A fuckload of sugar would not be the same size as a fuckload of thumbtacks. Therefore the tablespoon theory is incorrect - which I believe was proven so by Hawking.

A fuckload of bricks or a fuckload of money are also fine examples of the larger volume theory. Some have claimed that weight could also be a factor in the accurate description of a fuckload.

Oh and Sarah, according to my preliminary studies, an assload and a shitload are different, but only depending on the dialect of slang for the region one lives in. In some areas it is, in fact, the same.

That's all we have at this time. There is punch and cookies in the back of the room.

so many variables!

OG LennyT · 10-27-2006, 03:24 PM

more than a shitload but still a manageable amount

Sarah_Jayne · 10-27-2006, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

An assload is slightly greater than a buttload, I think.

Would a cuntload be more or less than a fuckload?

I guess that would depend on how many fuckloads the cuntload had held before.

Dvae · 10-27-2006, 03:40 PM

This would be known as 2 fuckloads.

End of discussion!

Scootermuze · 10-27-2006, 04:56 PM

It could be compared to the 'down home grandma recipes'..
Ya use a smidget of this and a smite of that..

It seemsto me, as measurements go, a 'fuckload of work' would be as much as it took to qualify for being jus a whole lotta stuff to do..

s9ann0 · 10-27-2006, 05:12 PM

am I the only person that thinks a fuckload is less than a shitload?

BitAudioVideo · 10-27-2006, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by spanno

am I the only person that thinks a fuckload is less than a shitload?

fuckload is more than a shitload
its less than a fuckin shitload

s9ann0 · 10-27-2006, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BitAudioVideo

fuckload is more than a shitload
its less than a fuckin shitload

a shitting fuckload wouldn't be right would it

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 05:31 PM

oh man.... really... do we have to answer this?

how long is a peice of string

notabook · 10-27-2006, 05:34 PM

A fuckload is slightly more than a fucking lot and a little bit less than a whole fucking lot.

Damian_Maxcash · 10-27-2006, 05:41 PM

A fuckload is about double a wankload - unless its been a while, in which case its about the same.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-28-2006, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by spanno

a shitting fuckload wouldn't be right would it

sounds like a loose measurement

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dennisthemenace Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: In the present moment Posts: 2,668	Fuckload can not be quantified by size, it is definitely a measure of volume. A fuckload of sugar would not be the same size as a fuckload of thumbtacks. Therefore the tablespoon theory is incorrect - which I believe was proven so by Hawking. A fuckload of bricks or a fuckload of money are also fine examples of the larger volume theory. Some have claimed that weight could also be a factor in the accurate description of a fuckload. Oh and Sarah, according to my preliminary studies, an assload and a shitload are different, but only depending on the dialect of slang for the region one lives in. In some areas it is, in fact, the same. That's all we have at this time. There is punch and cookies in the back of the room. __________________ All the best to you Last edited by dennisthemenace; 10-27-2006 at 01:50 PM.. Reason: "duh" moment

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