Originally Posted by dennisthemenace

Fuckload can not be quantified by size, it is definitely a measure of volume.

A fuckload of sugar would not be the same size as a fuckload of thumbtacks. Therefore the tablespoon theory is incorrect - which I believe was proven so by Hawking.

A fuckload of bricks or a fuckload of money are also fine examples of the larger volume theory. Some have claimed that weight could also be a factor in the accurate description of a fuckload.

Oh and Sarah, according to my preliminary studies, an assload and a shitload are different, but only depending on the dialect of slang for the region one lives in. In some areas it is, in fact, the same.

That's all we have at this time. There is punch and cookies in the back of the room.