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MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 11:19 AM

Lost $600 last night and i am going to vegas on tuesday.

what a waste. i least i had a buddy there and told me it probly wasnt my night, probly saved me at least a few more hundred.

But i cannot stand people who do not know how to play blackjack, this idiot was hitting on 14s when the dealer had 2-6 and staying on 15 when the dealer had 10-A, who the hell are these people? and who the fuck taught them how to play?

artman · 12-09-2006, 11:30 AM

it's their money, their choice on how to play.

aico · 12-09-2006, 11:51 AM

I always leave the table when idiots sit down, too many times have I lost my money because of them, I prefer to just get up, let them lose the $200 that their wife let the spend, and wait for them to leave.

madawgz · 12-09-2006, 11:54 AM

you would be fucking pissed at me then

if i feel it, i hit on 14's and 15's, and 90% of the time, i get 20 or 21

CC · 12-09-2006, 11:58 AM

My grandfather is a high roller (what can I say, he has more money than he knows what to do with) and he goes crazy when people don't follow the rules. He always just gets up as soon as someone like that sits down.

CC · 12-09-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

you would be fucking pissed at me then

if i feel it, i hit on 14's and 15's, and 90% of the time, i get 20 or 21

Regardless, if you don't follow the rules, you won't be as successful. It's pure statistics, plain and simple.

CC · 12-09-2006, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by artman

it's their money, their choice on how to play.

They are screwing up the entire table's cards.

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by artman

it's their money, their choice on how to play.

Sounds like someone who knows jack shit about blackjack, fucking idiot.

Cards work in runs, you have shoots with good runs and bad runs, you have to follow the way or the cards to keep a good shoot or switch up play on 1-2 hands different to change up a bad shoot.

when you dont follow the "rules" in blackjack you are basically throwing away your $.

I have almost gotten into multiple fights with people over this but no one steps up because my body is made of animantium just like wolverine, also i have a huge cock and i pull it out and whip it in their faces and smack them around a lil for being so silly.

Nylz · 12-09-2006, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I have almost gotten into multiple fights with people over this but no one steps up because my body is made of animantium just like wolverine, also i have a huge cock and i pull it out and whip it in their faces and smack them around a lil for being so silly.

Ciao bella · 12-09-2006, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Lost $600 last night and i am going to vegas on tuesday.

what a waste. i least i had a buddy there and told me it probly wasnt my night, probly saved me at least a few more hundred.

But i cannot stand people who do not know how to play blackjack, this idiot was hitting on 14s when the dealer had 2-6 and staying on 15 when the dealer had 10-A, who the hell are these people? and who the fuck taught them how to play?

Ya get up and move to another table you fucking retard!
Ahhh, you're from Calgary, that explains the retardness!

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ciao bella

Ya get up and move to another table you fucking retard!
Ahhh, you're from Calgary, that explains the retardness!

What retarted city do YOU come from where they think "retardness" is a word?

please shut your mouth, but dont close it all the way, i dont like when people bite.

i am talking about my cock. loser.

Lazonby · 12-09-2006, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I hate the fucking casino becuase of stupid players!

Translation: I want everyone to think that I am old enough to go to the casino.

madawgz · 12-09-2006, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CC

My grandfather is a high roller (what can I say, he has more money than he knows what to do with) and he goes crazy when people don't follow the rules. He always just gets up as soon as someone like that sits down.

if he has so much money im sure they would give him his own table....

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Originally Posted by CC

Regardless, if you don't follow the rules, you won't be as successful. It's pure statistics, plain and simple.

well i was making alot of money from blackjack, then i switched to roulette, put 500$ on red, didnt win, did that 1-2 more times and lost all my money for the night

E$_manager · 12-09-2006, 12:31 PM

You can always play in net casino.

Nylz · 12-09-2006, 12:33 PM

btw MetaMan is right, play by the 'rules' and everyone will be happy, including yourself

Makingcoin · 12-09-2006, 12:33 PM

Poker players can be even worse man. Bad beats all the time cause they suck out on you when they should'nt even been in the fucking hand.

Ciao bella · 12-09-2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

What retarted city do YOU come from where they think "retardness" is a word?

please shut your mouth, but dont close it all the way, i dont like when people bite.

i am talking about my cock. loser.

You're the one loosing money ya stupid Calgary retard!
Did your sperm-bank mother leave you out in the cold one too many times when you were younger?
Go sit down ya goofy bastard before I backhand the shit out of ya!

Nylz · 12-09-2006, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Makingcoin

Poker players can be even worse man. Bad beats all the time cause they suck out on you when they should'nt even been in the fucking hand.

also very, very true

directfiesta · 12-09-2006, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ciao bella

Ya get up and move to another table you fucking retard!
Ahhh, you're from Calgary, that explains the retardness!

can't get up, he's drunk.

Nylz · 12-09-2006, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ciao bella

You're the one loosing money ya stupid Calgary retard!
Did your sperm-bank mother leave you out in the cold one too many times when you were younger?
Go sit down ya goofy bastard before I backhand the shit out of ya!

how tough you are..

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nylz

btw MetaMan is right, play by the 'rules' and everyone will be happy, including yourself

bingo, blackjack is not hard to play, but there is a proper way to play. When my buddies first started to play i would make them follow my advice every single time, now they finally see the madness of how shoots work.

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lazonby

Translation: I want everyone to think that I am old enough to go to the casino.

ya thats it. Where do you fucking idiots crawl out from? get in line, i mean a horizontal line my cock is big enough that all you little bitches can suck on it at once.

12-09-2006, 12:48 PM

it makes no difference how SOMEBODY else plays

its a 8 deck shoe, every card in itself is a statistical challenge, REGARDLESS of how other people play around you.

That's when blackjack becomes a problem, when you believe in all the little theories of how "good shoes and bad shoes come in pairs", or "you lost because of the guy before you". Give me a break

play your own cards, it makes NO difference how many people are sitting down, how stupid they play, if they double when they have a 20 and the dealer is showing a 6 or not.

The only way to win is for YOU to play strictly by the book, and not let any feelings and emotions get involved. The game is pure statistics and odds, nothing else to do with anything else.

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

it makes no difference how SOMEBODY else plays

its a 8 deck shoe, every card in itself is a statistical challenge, REGARDLESS of how other people play around you.

That's when blackjack becomes a problem, when you believe in all the little theories of how "good shoes and bad shoes come in pairs", or "you lost because of the guy before you". Give me a break

play your own cards, it makes NO difference how many people are sitting down, how stupid they play, if they double when they have a 20 and the dealer is showing a 6 or not.

ok you know 0 about blackjack please hang your head in shame and dont lift it until you notice your penis growing bigger then the size of a peanut, looks like you will be hanging your head in shame for a while.

Doctor Dre · 12-09-2006, 12:51 PM

LMAO does it affect how you play ? no

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

LMAO does it affect how you play ? no

yes it affects the cards, 2 people from montreal not having a fucking clue what they are talking about,

nothing new there. please take bdjuf out for some poutine so i dont have to hear either of you talking complete bullshit.

12-09-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

ok you know 0 about blackjack please hang your head in shame and dont lift it until you notice your penis growing bigger then the size of a peanut, looks like you will be hanging your head in shame for a while.

think about it, I know I have, long and hard

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

think about it, I know I have, long and hard

if Doctor Ghey doesnt want to take you out for poutine i will!

12-09-2006, 01:00 PM

think about it from a statistical point of view

8 deck shoe = 416 cards

you have a 11, and the guy before you has a 16 while the dealer is showing you a 6.

EVEN if he hits and gets a 10, your odds of getting a 10 are still pretty much the exact same. So don't go blaming the other guy if you don't get your 10, because the odds are calculated at every hand, there is no predicting what cards are put where in the shoe, and what cards follow what.

the bottom line is, the other guy has a 58% chance of busting, and he is playing that risk, and you have a 42% chance of getting a 21, and you are taking those chances, regardless of what anybody else on the table does.

collegeboobies · 12-09-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Lost $600 last night and i am going to vegas on tuesday.

what a waste. i least i had a buddy there and told me it probly wasnt my night, probly saved me at least a few more hundred.

But i cannot stand people who do not know how to play blackjack, this idiot was hitting on 14s when the dealer had 2-6 and staying on 15 when the dealer had 10-A, who the hell are these people? and who the fuck taught them how to play?

Fuck your goddamn rules, playing it "by the rules" is designed for you to lose. You MUST use instinct and gut reactions in gambling to win money long term.

12-09-2006, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Fuck your goddamn rules, playing it "by the rules" is designed for you to lose. You MUST use instinct and gut reactions in gambling to win money long term.

I completely disagree with this statement

Roald · 12-09-2006, 01:04 PM

I hate GFY because of stupid posters.

collegeboobies · 12-09-2006, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

think about it from a statistical point of view

8 deck shoe = 416 cards

you have a 11, and the guy before you has a 16 while the dealer is showing you a 6.

EVEN if he hits and gets a 10, your odds of getting a 10 are still pretty much the exact same. So don't go blaming the other guy if you don't get your 10, because the odds are calculated at every hand, there is no predicting what cards are put where in the shoe, and what cards follow what.

the bottom line is, the other guy has a 58% chance of busting, and he is playing that risk, and you have a 42% chance of getting a 21, and you are taking those chances, regardless of what anybody else on the table does.

your argument is flawed because the man is pissed because of the FACT that the card would have been an "X" if the man before wouldnt have hit. 100% vs. whatever percent you are talking about. thats why he is mad.

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Fuck your goddamn rules, playing it "by the rules" is designed for you to lose. You MUST use instinct and gut reactions in gambling to win money long term.

agreed, but im sure you know what i mean, their is a few basics you need to stick to to earn in the long run.

lazycash · 12-09-2006, 01:32 PM

I hear ya Meta, drives me nuts when third base feels the need to deviate from basic strategy and change the dealers losing hand to a winning hand. However, as much as I get frustrated the same way you do, bdjuf is correct in that theoretically someone else's play does not change the statistics of you winning or losing.

Keep in mind, we tend to remember all those times when someone varied from basic strategy and caused us to lose, but disregard those times when their unorthodox moves caused the dealer to bust when they wouldn't have otherwise.

Play higher min limit tables and you'll weed out many of the idiotic players, if you play $5 black jack you're gotta expect some morons. Get up and leave when you see a player playing like you described, otherwise you'll put yourself through misery.

Doctor Dre · 12-09-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

yes it affects the cards, 2 people from montreal not having a fucking clue what they are talking about,

nothing new there. please take bdjuf out for some poutine so i dont have to hear either of you talking complete bullshit.

You just sound like a degenerate gambler right now.

Doctor Dre · 12-09-2006, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Fuck your goddamn rules, playing it "by the rules" is designed for you to lose. You MUST use instinct and gut reactions in gambling to win money long term.

Stupid statement... just don't gamble and you'll win

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Play higher min limit tables and you'll weed out many of the idiotic players, if you play $5 black jack you're gotta expect some morons. Get up and leave when you see a player playing like you described, otherwise you'll put yourself through misery.

Sadly at the casino i live near the limits are pretty much the same throughout the entire casino.

i need to start taking the extra drive to the other casino it is worth playing with people who know there cards.

Fat Panda · 12-09-2006, 01:37 PM

sounds like your not a very good gambler

12-09-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

your argument is flawed because the man is pissed because of the FACT that the card would have been an "X" if the man before wouldnt have hit. 100% vs. whatever percent you are talking about. thats why he is mad.

and what if the FACT was that it would have been a different card? and that by the other person hitting he would THEN get his right card?

it works both ways, and for him to think that his game is based on other peoples' games is very wrong and saddening!

starpimps · 12-09-2006, 02:13 PM

sit at another table, its thier money and they can fuck you if they wanted
or you can play 500 a hand and play by yourself

pocketkangaroo · 12-09-2006, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

ok you know 0 about blackjack please hang your head in shame and dont lift it until you notice your penis growing bigger then the size of a peanut, looks like you will be hanging your head in shame for a while.

He is right, it won't effect the outcome in the long run. On particular hands yes, but it is just as likely to help you as it is to hurt you. This has been proven time and time again by statistical tests and mathematical proofs.

pocketkangaroo · 12-09-2006, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Fuck your goddamn rules, playing it "by the rules" is designed for you to lose. You MUST use instinct and gut reactions in gambling to win money long term.

You are wrong. You can't win in gambling long term. Sure you can lower the odds to a point where it's almost a coin flip as to who wins, but you'll never have an advantage over a casino long term unless you are an actual card counter or cheat.

Playing by "guts" and "instincts" is what makes casinos rich.

StuBradley · 12-09-2006, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Fuck your goddamn rules, playing it "by the rules" is designed for you to lose. You MUST use instinct and gut reactions in gambling to win money long term.

Hmmmm....I've never read that book.

Pleasurepays · 12-09-2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

think about it from a statistical point of view

8 deck shoe = 416 cards

you have a 11, and the guy before you has a 16 while the dealer is showing you a 6.
...

think about it this way... Ed Thorpe (the guy who invented card counting) realized right away that one 52 card deck has 32 or 34 million possible outcomes (forgot). 8 card deck... has...............

"good runs... bad runs" = "delusional and mathematically challenged"

the funny thing was tha the published a book about it... explained how to do it and all Vegas casinos thought they would have to stop blackjack completely... instead all the "Metamen" showed up with a plan and it became their biggest money maker.

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 02:46 PM

Look at all of you experts, half of you probably do not ever play.

Pleasurepays · 12-09-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Look at all of you experts, half of you probably do not ever play.

are you an expert on lotteries too?

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

are you an expert on lotteries too?

pick these 6 numbers on your next lotto ticket:

12 13 22 36 39 44

and you will have an obvious answer proven to your question, YES.

SomeCreep · 12-09-2006, 02:50 PM

Keep gambling in Vegas, you'll get rich fast!

Pleasurepays · 12-09-2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

pick these 6 numbers on your next lotto ticket:

12 13 22 36 39 44

and you will have an obvious answer proven to your question, YES.

no thanks.... lotteries are nothing but a tax on the mathematically challenged... i thought everyone above the poverty line knew that.

12-09-2006, 11:19 AM	#1
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	I hate the fucking casino becuase of stupid players! Lost $600 last night and i am going to vegas on tuesday. what a waste. i least i had a buddy there and told me it probly wasnt my night, probly saved me at least a few more hundred. But i cannot stand people who do not know how to play blackjack, this idiot was hitting on 14s when the dealer had 2-6 and staying on 15 when the dealer had 10-A, who the hell are these people? and who the fuck taught them how to play?

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12-09-2006, 11:51 AM	#3
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12-09-2006, 11:58 AM	#5
CC Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,690	My grandfather is a high roller (what can I say, he has more money than he knows what to do with) and he goes crazy when people don't follow the rules. He always just gets up as soon as someone like that sits down.

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buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	it makes no difference how SOMEBODY else plays its a 8 deck shoe, every card in itself is a statistical challenge, REGARDLESS of how other people play around you. That's when blackjack becomes a problem, when you believe in all the little theories of how "good shoes and bad shoes come in pairs", or "you lost because of the guy before you". Give me a break play your own cards, it makes NO difference how many people are sitting down, how stupid they play, if they double when they have a 20 and the dealer is showing a 6 or not. The only way to win is for YOU to play strictly by the book, and not let any feelings and emotions get involved. The game is pure statistics and odds, nothing else to do with anything else.

12-09-2006, 01:00 PM	#29
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	think about it from a statistical point of view 8 deck shoe = 416 cards you have a 11, and the guy before you has a 16 while the dealer is showing you a 6. EVEN if he hits and gets a 10, your odds of getting a 10 are still pretty much the exact same. So don't go blaming the other guy if you don't get your 10, because the odds are calculated at every hand, there is no predicting what cards are put where in the shoe, and what cards follow what. the bottom line is, the other guy has a 58% chance of busting, and he is playing that risk, and you have a 42% chance of getting a 21, and you are taking those chances, regardless of what anybody else on the table does.

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