Rules You All Should Live By - GoFuckYourself.com

minusonebit · 10-23-2006, 10:52 PM

Here are some rules all of you should live by.

God, this is some sick shit.

You know, important things like:

407. When your lover's existing orifices become too tattered and torn from overuse, simply cut some new ones in his/her putrescent rotting flesh.
836. Approved pick-up line: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
843. It is perfectly acceptable to shoot other drivers.
850. Clothespin the end of your penis to prevent embarrassing leakage.

http://www.thedisease.net/therules.htm

LiveDose · 10-23-2006, 10:57 PM

Errr okay.

CaptainHowdy · 10-23-2006, 10:58 PM

........

SomeCreep · 10-23-2006, 11:00 PM

Uhm, A sphincter says what?

aico · 10-23-2006, 11:02 PM

Cuz he was looking for Pooh.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-23-2006, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

836. Approved pick-up line: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

i'm gonna have to use that one

rodney25 · 10-24-2006, 09:12 AM

Did that work best for you?

minusonebit · 10-24-2006, 06:56 PM

98. Never insert a toothbrush into your penis.
185. If you have a disease, spread it to as many people as you can. That way they will be more eager to find a cure.
226. Always be sure to tell people what you are about to do in the bathroom before you excuse yourself.
348. If people don't feel "violated" after having a conversation with you, then you're not keeping the faith.
457. When going to job interviews, shake the interviewer's hand with both hands and squeeze as hard as you can to assert your dominance. Broken bones make them know you are serious.

Dagwolf · 10-24-2006, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep

Uhm, A sphincter says what?

Come again?

$5 submissions · 10-24-2006, 07:10 PM

Those read like they came from a "Tony Robbins on Crack" type of self-help seminar.

Spunky · 10-24-2006, 07:11 PM

I bet chicks dig the 836. Approved pick-up line: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Ace_luffy · 10-24-2006, 07:34 PM

wow... nice read...

lol

MsWild · 10-25-2006, 09:44 AM

yeah that's a nice read

10-23-2006, 10:52 PM	#1
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Rules You All Should Live By Here are some rules all of you should live by. God, this is some sick shit. You know, important things like: 407. When your lover's existing orifices become too tattered and torn from overuse, simply cut some new ones in his/her putrescent rotting flesh. 836. Approved pick-up line: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?" 843. It is perfectly acceptable to shoot other drivers. 850. Clothespin the end of your penis to prevent embarrassing leakage. http://www.thedisease.net/therules.htm

10-23-2006, 10:57 PM	#2
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10-24-2006, 06:56 PM	#8
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10-24-2006, 07:10 PM	#10
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10-24-2006, 07:11 PM	#11
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