Here are some rules all of you should live by.
God, this is some sick shit.
You know, important things like:
407. When your lover's existing orifices become too tattered and torn from overuse, simply cut some new ones in his/her putrescent rotting flesh.
836. Approved pick-up line: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
843. It is perfectly acceptable to shoot other drivers.
850. Clothespin the end of your penis to prevent embarrassing leakage.
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