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98. Never insert a toothbrush into your penis.
185. If you have a disease, spread it to as many people as you can. That way they will be more eager to find a cure.
226. Always be sure to tell people what you are about to do in the bathroom before you excuse yourself.
348. If people don't feel "violated" after having a conversation with you, then you're not keeping the faith.
457. When going to job interviews, shake the interviewer's hand with both hands and squeeze as hard as you can to assert your dominance. Broken bones make them know you are serious.
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