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Old 10-20-2006, 12:08 PM   #1
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how many litres of sperm do you think you are accountable for with your websites?

hahahhahahahahahhahahaa. just think of the upsell opportunities to sperm donor clinics.

me? probably 2 litres of sperm.
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Old 10-20-2006, 12:10 PM   #2
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Haha funny thought. Not to mention we should all demand a cut from lotions, lube etc...
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Old 10-20-2006, 12:15 PM   #3
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Yuck, what a question.
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Old 10-20-2006, 12:17 PM   #4
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me? probably 2 litres of sperm.
from your GFY sig ?
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Old 10-20-2006, 12:25 PM   #5
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from your GFY sig ?
your an idiot hippocrit. I seriously wouldnt be surprised if you were still here in five years to be honest. Get a life loser.
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Old 10-20-2006, 12:27 PM   #6
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lolz i see an upsale market in sperm donation clincs.... $40 per registered donor
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Old 10-20-2006, 12:28 PM   #7
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should be more than that mr pimp.
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Old 10-20-2006, 12:54 PM   #8
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too much man, toooo much
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Old 10-20-2006, 12:56 PM   #9
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your an idiot hippocrit. I seriously wouldnt be surprised if you were still here in five years to be honest. Get a life loser.
Are you implying that still being here in 5 years is a bad thing?
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Old 10-20-2006, 12:57 PM   #10
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Damn good question.....

Roughly 1 - 1.5M unique visitors a day, that's got to be some serious sperm...

I wish there was some way I could profit from it...
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:00 PM   #11
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i hope not much since i gotta tease the surfer for signing up.... not to get em off!
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:06 PM   #12
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hahahhahahahahahhahahaa. just think of the upsell opportunities to sperm donor clinics.

me? probably 2 litres of sperm.
...and what would be that site you brag about? Show us, please! Don't just shut up, like in the thread you called me out.

Post a pic of yourself and a proof of your site's traffic, otherwise, shut up.
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:19 PM   #13
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The equation is:

Sy = (((Us - Fs - PPs - Is - (Os/2)) x Asp) x (Ace x Wy)) x 365

where:
Sy = Sperm per year
Us = Unique surfers
Fs = Female surfers
PPs = Prepuberty surfers
Is = Impotent surfers
Os = One-testicle surfers
Asp = Average sperm per ejaculation
Ace = Average chance of ejaculation on your site
Wy = number of your websites

Now calculate it for your site

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Old 10-20-2006, 01:41 PM   #14
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...and what would be that site you brag about? Show us, please! Don't just shut up, like in the thread you called me out.

Post a pic of yourself and a proof of your site's traffic, otherwise, shut up.
but why?????? I dont get why I should. The program owners who I work for know. so why should some idiot want to know?

dam man u seriously are another hippocrit. Again, I say this for the twelf time, all I ever see you doing is insulting people and talking about football. Dont you have anything better to do with your time?
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:42 PM   #15
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The equation is:

Sy = (((Us - Fs - PPs - Is - (Os/2)) x Asp) x (Ace x Wy)) x 365

where:
Sy = Sperm per year
Us = Unique surfers
Fs = Female surfers
PPs = Prepuberty surfers
Is = Impotent surfers
Os = One-testicle surfers
Asp = Average sperm per ejaculation
Ace = Average chance of ejaculation on your site
Wy = number of your websites

Now calculate it for your site
ahahahahahhaha thats some funny shit!
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:43 PM   #16
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Old 10-20-2006, 02:45 PM   #17
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not an ounce, i dont give them enough unless they fork over the cash.
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Old 10-20-2006, 03:01 PM   #18
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what a question!
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Old 10-20-2006, 03:04 PM   #19
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100 million litres.

All of it by Tranny porn...
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