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scottybuzz 10-20-2006 12:08 PM

how many litres of sperm do you think you are accountable for with your websites?
 
hahahhahahahahahhahahaa. just think of the upsell opportunities to sperm donor clinics.

me? probably 2 litres of sperm.

LiveDose 10-20-2006 12:10 PM

Haha funny thought. Not to mention we should all demand a cut from lotions, lube etc...

DaddyHalbucks 10-20-2006 12:15 PM

Yuck, what a question.

polish_aristocrat 10-20-2006 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11120346)

me? probably 2 litres of sperm.

from your GFY sig ?

scottybuzz 10-20-2006 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11120405)
from your GFY sig ?

your an idiot hippocrit. I seriously wouldnt be surprised if you were still here in five years to be honest. Get a life loser.

squishypimp 10-20-2006 12:27 PM

lolz i see an upsale market in sperm donation clincs.... $40 per registered donor :)

scottybuzz 10-20-2006 12:28 PM

should be more than that mr pimp.

OneHungLo 10-20-2006 12:54 PM

too much man, toooo much :upsidedow

jact 10-20-2006 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11120450)
your an idiot hippocrit. I seriously wouldnt be surprised if you were still here in five years to be honest. Get a life loser.

Are you implying that still being here in 5 years is a bad thing?

tranza 10-20-2006 12:57 PM

Damn good question.....

Roughly 1 - 1.5M unique visitors a day, that's got to be some serious sperm...

I wish there was some way I could profit from it...

nico-t 10-20-2006 01:00 PM

i hope not much since i gotta tease the surfer for signing up.... not to get em off!

he-fox 10-20-2006 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11120346)
hahahhahahahahahhahahaa. just think of the upsell opportunities to sperm donor clinics.

me? probably 2 litres of sperm.

...and what would be that site you brag about? Show us, please! Don't just shut up, like in the thread you called me out.

Post a pic of yourself and a proof of your site's traffic, otherwise, shut up.

Dirty Dane 10-20-2006 01:19 PM

The equation is:

Sy = (((Us - Fs - PPs - Is - (Os/2)) x Asp) x (Ace x Wy)) x 365

where:
Sy = Sperm per year
Us = Unique surfers
Fs = Female surfers
PPs = Prepuberty surfers
Is = Impotent surfers
Os = One-testicle surfers
Asp = Average sperm per ejaculation
Ace = Average chance of ejaculation on your site
Wy = number of your websites

Now calculate it for your site :pimp

scottybuzz 10-20-2006 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox (Post 11120660)
...and what would be that site you brag about? Show us, please! Don't just shut up, like in the thread you called me out.

Post a pic of yourself and a proof of your site's traffic, otherwise, shut up.

but why?????? I dont get why I should. The program owners who I work for know. so why should some idiot want to know?

dam man u seriously are another hippocrit. Again, I say this for the twelf time, all I ever see you doing is insulting people and talking about football. Dont you have anything better to do with your time?

scottybuzz 10-20-2006 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane (Post 11120712)
The equation is:

Sy = (((Us - Fs - PPs - Is - (Os/2)) x Asp) x (Ace x Wy)) x 365

where:
Sy = Sperm per year
Us = Unique surfers
Fs = Female surfers
PPs = Prepuberty surfers
Is = Impotent surfers
Os = One-testicle surfers
Asp = Average sperm per ejaculation
Ace = Average chance of ejaculation on your site
Wy = number of your websites

Now calculate it for your site :pimp

ahahahahahhaha thats some funny shit!

Big Red Machine 10-20-2006 01:43 PM

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bdld 10-20-2006 02:45 PM

not an ounce, i dont give them enough unless they fork over the cash.

marketsmart 10-20-2006 03:01 PM

what a question! :1orglaugh

Scott McD 10-20-2006 03:04 PM

100 million litres.

All of it by Tranny porn...


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