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Old 10-17-2006, 08:13 AM   #1
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Where do Fruit flies come from? seriously

We have a very very clean house...there is nothing lying around anywhere

do they live inside the fruit until you get it home?

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Old 10-17-2006, 08:15 AM   #2
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They lay their eggs in skins, banana peels, etc.. so when you take them home they'll hatch.

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Old 10-17-2006, 08:15 AM   #3
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"Fruit flies – at least those most familiar to us (Drosophila) – wait to lay their eggs, seeking out fruit that has begun to ferment. The fruit fly's whole sensory apparatus is devoted to sniffing out the distinctive odors of fermentation – that's why you frequently find fruit flies hanging around beer bottles. They generally don't lay their eggs on fresh fruit, though. The larvae feed mostly on yeast, and until a fruit has started to go beyond ripe, there just isn't enough yeast there. The eggs hatch quickly and the larvae develop quickly to make the most of the little time available; a rotting fruit doesn't last very long. If a fruit has started to ferment while in transit or in the market, then it might possibly arrive in your home with eggs or larvae already in it. But if it ripens in your home and then the fruit flies appear, they're new arrivals."
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:05 AM   #4
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We have a very very clean house...there is nothing lying around anywhere

do they live inside the fruit until you get it home?

serious question here
from all the beer bottles u leave laying around when your wasted hahaaha
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:11 AM   #5
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We have a very very clean house...there is nothing lying around anywhere

do they live inside the fruit until you get it home?

serious question here
open your eyes man.. there ARE no fruit flies!! You only think that because you saw it on cnn.

Those 'fruit flies' are actually nano-robots designed by the shadow-government of the new world order sent to your house to spy on you because you are too close to uncovering the truth!!!
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:12 AM   #6
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:31 AM   #8
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Fruit flies come from fruit flies.
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:35 AM   #9
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:40 AM   #10
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if you have a lot of houseplants it can cause fruit-type flies that lay eggs in the dirt
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:45 AM   #11
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open your eyes man.. there ARE no fruit flies!! You only think that because you saw it on cnn.

Those 'fruit flies' are actually nano-robots designed by the shadow-government of the new world order sent to your house to spy on you because you are too close to uncovering the truth!!!


beat me to it.
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Old 10-17-2006, 10:16 AM   #12
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Fruit flies come from fruit flies.
Folks, we have a winner!!
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Old 10-17-2006, 10:21 AM   #13
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maybe it comes through the plants near your house
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Old 10-17-2006, 11:43 AM   #14
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open your eyes man.. there ARE no fruit flies!! You only think that because you saw it on cnn.

Those 'fruit flies' are actually nano-robots designed by the shadow-government of the new world order sent to your house to spy on you because you are too close to uncovering the truth!!!
This man is in the know! It took me sixteen years to find out that every television comes with a camera installed in it so while you are happy-go-lucky watching your favorite tv shows the government is actually happy-go-lucky watching you. :-O
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Old 10-17-2006, 11:44 AM   #15
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that is a good question!
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Old 10-17-2006, 08:13 PM   #16
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open your eyes man.. there ARE no fruit flies!! You only think that because you saw it on cnn.

Those 'fruit flies' are actually nano-robots designed by the shadow-government of the new world order sent to your house to spy on you because you are too close to uncovering the truth!!!
Shit, you just scared the shit out of me, man..
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Old 10-17-2006, 08:15 PM   #17
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they come in on the fruit from the store
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Old 10-17-2006, 08:17 PM   #18
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I often wondered that myself..I thought they flew in from an open window
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Old 10-17-2006, 08:22 PM   #19
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Those 'fruit flies' are actually nano-robots designed by the shadow-government of the new world order sent to your house to spy on you because you are too close to uncovering the truth!!!


naturally this was my first thought
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:37 AM   #20
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We have a very very clean house...there is nothing lying around anywhere

do they live inside the fruit until you get it home?

serious question here

There are already eggs on the fruits right after they were being harvested. Maybe they only reached their adult stage after reaching your house.. (just my own hypothesis)
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:47 AM   #21
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they are nasty and hard to get rid of... that's for sure!
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Old 10-18-2006, 07:01 AM   #22
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couple of python lackies keep fuckin with me i see

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Old 10-18-2006, 07:23 AM   #23
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couple of python lackies keep fuckin with me i see

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Why - are you hatching a master plan?



and if by lackies you mean individuals still employed here - then yes you are correct.
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Old 10-18-2006, 07:27 AM   #24
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no way......its all a hoax!
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You don't live next door to a geneticist by any chance?
Those flies got curly wings?
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:32 AM   #26
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dont they hatch from the fruit itself?
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:55 AM   #27
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I have the same fucking problem.
I'm gonna start buying my fruit somewhere else to start with
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