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Phoenix 10-17-2006 08:13 AM

Where do Fruit flies come from? seriously
 
We have a very very clean house...there is nothing lying around anywhere

do they live inside the fruit until you get it home?

serious question here

Nysus 10-17-2006 08:15 AM

They lay their eggs in skins, banana peels, etc.. so when you take them home they'll hatch.

Matt

Tom_PM 10-17-2006 08:15 AM

"Fruit flies – at least those most familiar to us (Drosophila) – wait to lay their eggs, seeking out fruit that has begun to ferment. The fruit fly's whole sensory apparatus is devoted to sniffing out the distinctive odors of fermentation – that's why you frequently find fruit flies hanging around beer bottles. They generally don't lay their eggs on fresh fruit, though. The larvae feed mostly on yeast, and until a fruit has started to go beyond ripe, there just isn't enough yeast there. The eggs hatch quickly and the larvae develop quickly to make the most of the little time available; a rotting fruit doesn't last very long. If a fruit has started to ferment while in transit or in the market, then it might possibly arrive in your home with eggs or larvae already in it. But if it ripens in your home and then the fruit flies appear, they're new arrivals."

amateurcanada 10-17-2006 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 11094559)
We have a very very clean house...there is nothing lying around anywhere

do they live inside the fruit until you get it home?

serious question here

from all the beer bottles u leave laying around when your wasted hahaaha

Dollarmansteve 10-17-2006 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 11094559)
We have a very very clean house...there is nothing lying around anywhere

do they live inside the fruit until you get it home?

serious question here

open your eyes man.. there ARE no fruit flies!! You only think that because you saw it on cnn.

Those 'fruit flies' are actually nano-robots designed by the shadow-government of the new world order sent to your house to spy on you because you are too close to uncovering the truth!!!

TDF 10-17-2006 09:12 AM

mexico...

xcitecash 10-17-2006 09:12 AM

I am guessing Fruit

ADL Colin 10-17-2006 09:31 AM

Fruit flies come from fruit flies.

Senior Premium 10-17-2006 09:35 AM

wikipedia ftw

tree 10-17-2006 09:40 AM

if you have a lot of houseplants it can cause fruit-type flies that lay eggs in the dirt :2 cents:

C-Bass 10-17-2006 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve (Post 11094947)
open your eyes man.. there ARE no fruit flies!! You only think that because you saw it on cnn.

Those 'fruit flies' are actually nano-robots designed by the shadow-government of the new world order sent to your house to spy on you because you are too close to uncovering the truth!!!



beat me to it. :)

Mr Pheer 10-17-2006 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 11095072)
Fruit flies come from fruit flies.

Folks, we have a winner!!

NinjaSteve 10-17-2006 10:21 AM

maybe it comes through the plants near your house

notabook 10-17-2006 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve (Post 11094947)
open your eyes man.. there ARE no fruit flies!! You only think that because you saw it on cnn.

Those 'fruit flies' are actually nano-robots designed by the shadow-government of the new world order sent to your house to spy on you because you are too close to uncovering the truth!!!

This man is in the know! It took me sixteen years to find out that every television comes with a camera installed in it so while you are happy-go-lucky watching your favorite tv shows the government is actually happy-go-lucky watching you. :-O

marketsmart 10-17-2006 11:44 AM

that is a good question!

reynold 10-17-2006 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve (Post 11094947)
open your eyes man.. there ARE no fruit flies!! You only think that because you saw it on cnn.

Those 'fruit flies' are actually nano-robots designed by the shadow-government of the new world order sent to your house to spy on you because you are too close to uncovering the truth!!!

Shit, you just scared the shit out of me, man.. :(

Screaming 10-17-2006 08:15 PM

they come in on the fruit from the store

Spunky 10-17-2006 08:17 PM

I often wondered that myself..I thought they flew in from an open window

Phoenix 10-17-2006 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve (Post 11094947)
open your eyes man.. there ARE no fruit flies!! You only think that because you saw it on cnn.

Those 'fruit flies' are actually nano-robots designed by the shadow-government of the new world order sent to your house to spy on you because you are too close to uncovering the truth!!!



naturally this was my first thought

rodney25 10-18-2006 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 11094559)
We have a very very clean house...there is nothing lying around anywhere

do they live inside the fruit until you get it home?

serious question here


There are already eggs on the fruits right after they were being harvested. Maybe they only reached their adult stage after reaching your house.. (just my own hypothesis)

Violetta 10-18-2006 12:47 AM

they are nasty and hard to get rid of... that's for sure!

Phoenix 10-18-2006 07:01 AM

couple of python lackies keep fuckin with me i see

noted for future reference

Dollarmansteve 10-18-2006 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 11102589)
couple of python lackies keep fuckin with me i see

noted for future reference

Why - are you hatching a master plan?

:1orglaugh

and if by lackies you mean individuals still employed here - then yes you are correct.

C-Bass 10-18-2006 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 11102589)
couple of python lackies keep fuckin with me i see

noted for future reference


no way......its all a hoax!
http://images.ibsys.com/2003/0429/2165787.jpg

borked 10-18-2006 10:13 AM

You don't live next door to a geneticist by any chance?
Those flies got curly wings?

madawgz 10-18-2006 10:32 AM

dont they hatch from the fruit itself?

Spankys Teens 10-18-2006 10:55 AM

I have the same fucking problem.
I'm gonna start buying my fruit somewhere else to start with


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