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Choker · 07-02-2002, 03:40 PM

I need someone full time from 8:00am to 4:00pm EST monday thru Friday. Must be dependable above all else.

You must :

1. Have knowledge of C and php. Installing, writing scripts for different server setups.
2. Be VERY organized and know how to manage time.
3. Be good with graphics, make banners, etc
4. Be able to design and build GOOD galleries and sites.
5. Be very attention to detail oriented
6. Be able to configure, and completley admin Linux boxes
7. Be able to do a lot of grunt work in addition to the above.
8. Have a good understanding of this business.
9. Have common sense.

Pay : $400 cash a week to start. Produce more and make more.

If you have a drinking problem or if you get high, don't bother to reply. I need you 100% when you are working.

Thanks, icq me with samples of your work, sites, galleries,banners,scripts,etc. Please don't reply if you can't do all of the above, 1 thru 9. If you can only do 8 out of 9, please don't reply. Thanks icq 116894466

Gary · 07-02-2002, 03:41 PM

Wow, you want the complete package

Ace-Ace · 07-02-2002, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Choker

If you have a drinking problem or if you get high, don't bother to reply. I need you 100% when you are working.

Sadly enough, there goes 99% of your possible employees :-/

beemk · 07-02-2002, 03:45 PM

damn thats a lot to ask for only $400 a week, but choker is a good guy so if you want the job he would be a good person to work for.

Gary · 07-02-2002, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
damn thats a lot to ask for only $400 a week, but choker is a good guy so if you want the job he would be a good person to work for.

Very true

toddler · 07-02-2002, 03:53 PM

hey man, i'd love to work for you, but 1600 a month is a little light. I'll happily shoot you a resume, but my usual rate wo bennies is 50 an hour. now, if you throw some health ins in, i'll go to $35 an hour. just #1 or just #6 would warrant a salary of at least $60k a year.

if you still want to talk, throw me an email at todd at zoomer.net

TDF · 07-02-2002, 03:57 PM

i can function when im high..in fact,some of my best manifestations are chronic induced..

Tipsy · 07-02-2002, 04:17 PM

Gotta agree with others in this thread that the pay's too low for someone worth employing with those skills. However, good luck and hope you do find someone.

Pipecrew · 07-02-2002, 04:18 PM

if someone has all these qualifications, they should be running a site for themselves

mjrools23 · 07-02-2002, 04:22 PM

if they had those qualifications they wouldnt want to work for 400 a week

Swiftone · 07-02-2002, 04:22 PM

You are going to have a very hard time finding what you want for $400 a week.

Hypo · 07-02-2002, 04:22 PM

$1600 might be a very good salary for anyone in Eastern Europe or parts of Asia. Which is why he's offering an online job. Globalisation is creating a pricing meltdown, huh?

RW316 · 07-02-2002, 04:23 PM

im well qualified.. but i love ggetting high!!!

playa · 07-02-2002, 04:25 PM

ahh see what 4 years of college can get you,,, $400 per week

Swiftone · 07-02-2002, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by playa
ahh see what 4 years of college can get you,,, $400 per week

Bling Bling

Theo · 07-02-2002, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Hypo
$1600 might be a very good salary for anyone in Eastern Europe or parts of Asia. Which is why he's offering an online job. Globalisation is creating a pricing meltdown, huh?

exactly, a buddy of a good friend is a phenomenon programmer that now works in the states. If he didn't work abroad, in his country probably would never get $1600/month as a programmer.

Choker · 07-02-2002, 04:44 PM

hmmmmm, $400 CASH CASH - INDEPENDANT CONTRACTOR

and more, unlimited based upon what this person can produce. I am not going to commit to more than $400 a week until I can see what this person can produce first. $400 is what I will start at only.

mjrools23 · 07-02-2002, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Swiftone
Bling Bling

lol word

Theo · 07-02-2002, 04:53 PM

ok don't jump on me now......if he can make good galleries and have graphics capabilities a webmaster shouldn't make at least this amount at the moment with less time work?

Pete · 07-02-2002, 04:56 PM

I'm shitty at all that stuff but I'll work for you anyway.

kmanrox · 07-02-2002, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
Wow, you want the complete package

well, you wouldnt lay a man down in bed knowing he only had 1 ball, and no cock would you? or half a cock, and 1 ball? i mean, thow whole package is needed to ensure the most out of your experience, no?

Gary · 07-02-2002, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

well, you wouldnt lay a man down in bed knowing he only had 1 ball, and no cock would you? or half a cock, and 1 ball? i mean, thow whole package is needed to ensure the most out of your experience, no?

A good point, thats why your always on top my friend.

cherrylula · 07-02-2002, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Hypo
$1600 might be a very good salary for anyone in Eastern Europe or parts of Asia. Which is why he's offering an online job. Globalisation is creating a pricing meltdown, huh?

but then how will he know if they are loaded or not? hehe

Tipsy · 07-02-2002, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

well, you wouldnt lay a man down in bed knowing he only had 1 ball, and no cock would you? or half a cock, and 1 ball? i mean, thow whole package is needed to ensure the most out of your experience, no?

One ball and one cock would probably work though.

cherrylula · 07-02-2002, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

well, you wouldnt lay a man down in bed knowing he only had 1 ball, and no cock would you? or half a cock, and 1 ball? i mean, thow whole package is needed to ensure the most out of your experience, no?

throw in a set of tits, and you've got yourself a great converting niche

Kris · 07-02-2002, 05:07 PM

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Be very attention to detail oriented

Choker · 07-02-2002, 05:10 PM

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but then how will he know if they are loaded or not? hehe

Probably after I asked him to fix a error 5 times and he still forgets abouts it. I am open to paying someone xxx amount of dollars per week just to do server admins, another to make,build and submit galleries, etc,etc, but I really prefer someone who can do it all. I have someone now fulltime from 4:00pm until midnight. I need someone from 8:00am to 4:00pm when he is off to cover for him.

AWW - Kevin · 07-02-2002, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
ok don't jump on me now......if he can make good galleries and have graphics capabilities a webmaster shouldn't make at least this amount at the moment with less time work?

just my opinion, what's to stop him from doing that as well ?
i mean he still has lots of hours left in the day to do his/her own
stuff as well as weekends and as choker says it can or will go
up from $400

ursella3 · 07-02-2002, 05:28 PM

LOL... I was doing alright until it got to #9... have common sense... lol .. after all I am in the porn business... what was I thinking...

Theo · 07-02-2002, 05:41 PM

Kevin,it's an 8hours work/day... i don't know many people that can really work straight 8hours and then do their own stuff. Of course if the guy don't have a heavy programming schedule things will be easier.

toddler · 07-02-2002, 05:47 PM

Choker, whats your email?

Hypo · 07-02-2002, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula

but then how will he know if they are loaded or not? hehe

Who cares so long as he gets the work done.

Hypo · 07-02-2002, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
ok don't jump on me now......if he can make good galleries and have graphics capabilities a webmaster shouldn't make at least this amount at the moment with less time work?

If that someone in East Europe is currently earning $100 a month and has no international cc, there's no way he can even afford a server and content to start off making money. Also, making a steady $1600 a month is better than worrying about how your galleries convert and if the sponsor shaves if that amount is so good.

Hypo · 07-02-2002, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
Kevin,it's an 8hours work/day... i don't know many people that can really work straight 8hours and then do their own stuff. Of course if the guy don't have a heavy programming schedule things will be easier.

8 hr work day isnt supervised. When someone's in his own home with his own comp, when Choker says make 5 galleries today, this person can well make 8 and submit 3 for himself in those 8 hours if he's efficient enough. Same with server admin, he can admin Choker's work and also get his own done in the same time. Not that I'm saying he would ;)

Choker · 07-02-2002, 06:04 PM

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Who cares so long as he gets the work done.

I really don't care if he keeps a bong by his computer all day long. BUT, most people who are drunks and get high are not dependable, PERIOD. Nothing wrong with getting high, I just will not pay someone for work they do when high are hungover. I don't have time for dumbshit. I got over the "I can do better when I am high" thing after high school. I don't want anyone who is so immature that they still actually still believe this.

Theo · 07-02-2002, 06:04 PM

yes,my example was for a webmaster independent country. I know plenty webmasters from the called "poor" countries that make more than $10k/month. Also how someone can be considered good gallery builder if he hasn't spent money for content and paid hosting or even top listings? It's near impossible to get a serious amount of traffic if you do not have at least the first too. Although lately i really re-consider the term good gallery builder. Everything new good looking and probably good converting is being copied instantly.

dipshit moron retard · 07-02-2002, 06:04 PM

choker is the only person high here. if he does find someone willing to work for those wages, even in a hut country, probably ESPECIALLY in a hut country, theyre going to suck balls and not even be worth the time he puts into hiring him and getting him up to speed. what is it you knuckleheads are always saying, you get what you pay for?

Choker · 07-02-2002, 06:06 PM

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8 hr work day isnt supervised. When someone's in his own home with his own comp, when Choker says make 5 galleries today, this person can well make 8 and submit 3 for himself in those 8 hours if he's efficient enough. Same with server admin, he can admin Choker's work and also get his own done in the same time. Not that I'm saying he would ;)

BINGO, we have a winner and a thinker here

darksoul · 07-02-2002, 08:32 PM

If you get someone to do 3 & 4, I can do the others.

darksoul · 07-02-2002, 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by darksoul
If you get someone to do 3 & 4, I can do the others.

plus some more.

pr0 · 07-02-2002, 08:36 PM

yea whats your problem with chronic?

pr0 · 07-02-2002, 08:37 PM

throw in 300,000 hits a day.....a health plan & a ounce of chronic a week...& you got yourself a winning employee plan

foe · 07-02-2002, 08:40 PM

Im pro in php mysql can do C can stay up nights and will be silver while working, dont have drug abuse problem, but 400 dollars per week for someone working 6 hours per day Is too little I think, especially if you want someone who can also do design etc, basically everything.

foe · 07-02-2002, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by pr0
throw in 300,000 hits a day.....a health plan & a ounce of chronic a week...& you got yourself a winning employee plan

darksoul · 07-02-2002, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by foe
Im pro in php mysql can do C can stay up nights and will be silver while working, dont have drug abuse problem, but 400 dollars per week for someone working 6 hours per day Is too little I think, especially if you want someone who can also do design etc, basically everything.

its actually 8 hours a day. But he said that 400$ is to start with.
If you work hard he'll pay ya more.

Dreamman010 · 07-02-2002, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by foe
Im pro in php mysql can do C can stay up nights and will be silver while working, dont have drug abuse problem, but 400 dollars per week for someone working 6 hours per day Is too little I think, especially if you want someone who can also do design etc, basically everything.

Dude it's 8 hours per day. How can you be a programmer and not be able to subtract one from another?

Just kidding dude, no offence.. just wanted to laugh a little

foe · 07-02-2002, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by Choker

BINGO, we have a winner and a thinker here

When I work I work, Its a lot better to spend 1 hour doing real work then 5 goofind off on gfy

Theo · 07-02-2002, 08:59 PM

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dipshit moron retard · 07-02-2002, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by foe

When I work I work, Its a lot better to spend 1 hour doing real work then 5 goofind off on gfy

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foe · 07-02-2002, 09:30 PM

If you want to message me by icq/aim I will give you references to several works I have done in the past/ stuff Im doing now ... I know my php.

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Choker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Orlando Posts: 9,024	Do you need a job online? I need someone full time from 8:00am to 4:00pm EST monday thru Friday. Must be dependable above all else. You must : 1. Have knowledge of C and php. Installing, writing scripts for different server setups. 2. Be VERY organized and know how to manage time. 3. Be good with graphics, make banners, etc 4. Be able to design and build GOOD galleries and sites. 5. Be very attention to detail oriented 6. Be able to configure, and completley admin Linux boxes 7. Be able to do a lot of grunt work in addition to the above. 8. Have a good understanding of this business. 9. Have common sense. Pay : $400 cash a week to start. Produce more and make more. If you have a drinking problem or if you get high, don't bother to reply. I need you 100% when you are working. Thanks, icq me with samples of your work, sites, galleries,banners,scripts,etc. Please don't reply if you can't do all of the above, 1 thru 9. If you can only do 8 out of 9, please don't reply. Thanks icq 116894466 __________________ ICQ me lets make a deal 116894466 Need dating, cam, or tube traffic? I got it.http://http://www.chokertraffic.com The Original http://www.chokertraffic.com/ Premium country pop-unders from $1.50 per k. I challenge you to compare this traffic to any other brokers. http://www.chokertraffic.com/public/tabs.php?t=o

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toddler Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: austin, tx Posts: 1,911	hey man, i'd love to work for you, but 1600 a month is a little light. I'll happily shoot you a resume, but my usual rate wo bennies is 50 an hour. now, if you throw some health ins in, i'll go to $35 an hour. just #1 or just #6 would warrant a salary of at least $60k a year. if you still want to talk, throw me an email at todd at zoomer.net

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	if someone has all these qualifications, they should be running a site for themselves

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mjrools23 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 1,604	if they had those qualifications they wouldnt want to work for 400 a week

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Hypo So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,104	$1600 might be a very good salary for anyone in Eastern Europe or parts of Asia. Which is why he's offering an online job. Globalisation is creating a pricing meltdown, huh?

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RW316 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,103	im well qualified.. but i love ggetting high!!!

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playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	ahh see what 4 years of college can get you,,, $400 per week

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	ok don't jump on me now......if he can make good galleries and have graphics capabilities a webmaster shouldn't make at least this amount at the moment with less time work?

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Kevin,it's an 8hours work/day... i don't know many people that can really work straight 8hours and then do their own stuff. Of course if the guy don't have a heavy programming schedule things will be easier.

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toddler Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: austin, tx Posts: 1,911	Choker, whats your email?

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	yes,my example was for a webmaster independent country. I know plenty webmasters from the called "poor" countries that make more than $10k/month. Also how someone can be considered good gallery builder if he hasn't spent money for content and paid hosting or even top listings? It's near impossible to get a serious amount of traffic if you do not have at least the first too. Although lately i really re-consider the term good gallery builder. Everything new good looking and probably good converting is being copied instantly.

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dipshit moron retard Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 667	choker is the only person high here. if he does find someone willing to work for those wages, even in a hut country, probably ESPECIALLY in a hut country, theyre going to suck balls and not even be worth the time he puts into hiring him and getting him up to speed. what is it you knuckleheads are always saying, you get what you pay for?

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pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	throw in 300,000 hits a day.....a health plan & a ounce of chronic a week...& you got yourself a winning employee plan

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foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	Im pro in php mysql can do C can stay up nights and will be silver while working, dont have drug abuse problem, but 400 dollars per week for someone working 6 hours per day Is too little I think, especially if you want someone who can also do design etc, basically everything.

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foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	If you want to message me by icq/aim I will give you references to several works I have done in the past/ stuff Im doing now ... I know my php.