Anyone know how to get a cat to come down a tree? - GoFuckYourself.com

detoxed · 10-16-2006, 12:20 AM

LOL my cats been up in a tree for 12 hours, its 50 degrees and raining. dumb thing, anyway to make it come down on its own?

notabook · 10-16-2006, 12:21 AM

Just shoot it and get a dog like any sane person would.

GrouchyAdmin · 10-16-2006, 12:22 AM

Spray it with a hose, or send up a rotweiler.

detoxed · 10-16-2006, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by toonpornblog

Spray it with a hose, or send up a rotweiler.

I dont have a hose that can shoot 40 feet straight up.

detoxed · 10-16-2006, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Just shoot it and get a dog like any sane person would.

I'd rather shoot you

notabook · 10-16-2006, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by detoxed

I'd rather shoot you

You'd miss. Though you are welcome to try

4Pics · 10-16-2006, 12:31 AM

it'll come down when it's ready, otherwise climb the tree.

GrouchyAdmin · 10-16-2006, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by detoxed

I dont have a hose that can shoot 40 feet straight up.

How about a rottie and a helicopter?

Hrrm. No. 40 ft is a bit much for any stick, too.

Tape the dog to a few yardsticks!

detoxed · 10-16-2006, 12:36 AM

its really funny, its a tree in my neighbors yard,and this cat can meow loud enough to keep them from going to sleep.

After Shock Media · 10-16-2006, 12:37 AM

You shall just feel real bad all night. The cat will get wet but usually will live, it is only 50 right? With rain and such shouldnt be much more of a temp drop for rest of night. Come morning the cat will come down, or when either the ran stops, it falls asleep and tumbles, or after it feels it has made you suffer enough for its stupidity.
Cats really hate appearing stupid in from of their human pets.

reynold · 10-16-2006, 12:50 AM

A dead rat will help. The problem is where to find it though.

MyNameIsNobody · 10-16-2006, 04:01 AM

call the fire department, I'm sure they'll be thrilled to help lol..

suesheboy · 10-16-2006, 04:36 AM

use an axe

xxxfeetxxx · 10-16-2006, 05:02 AM

Cats always come down by themselves when they are ready.

VicD · 10-16-2006, 05:06 AM

call the firesquad

fallenmuffin · 10-16-2006, 05:16 AM

Call the fire department they'll get it down...

pink_in_the_middle · 10-16-2006, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by MyNameIsNobody

call the fire department, I'm sure they'll be thrilled to help lol..

In small towns they usually don't mind helping with this sort of thing. Although..I wouldn't call the fire department.
He/she will come down when they are ready.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-16-2006, 07:44 AM

nail an open can of tuna about 5 ft up on the tree... you dont want the other cats getting it if its on the ground. Cats go wild for tuna and it will probably come down to eat.

jimthefiend · 10-16-2006, 07:45 AM

BB gun.....

LittleSassy · 10-16-2006, 08:37 AM

the cat would eventually go down when he feels to...

detoxed · 10-16-2006, 11:10 AM

Alright, anyone who says fire department. That is false! My neighbors called the fire department yesterday because the tree is in their yard and they found her first up there. The fire department does NOT do that kind of stuff.

I used a machete to chop down the oak tree and the cat hopped out before it hit the ground

sumphatpimp · 10-16-2006, 11:11 AM

chainsaw

wdsguy · 10-16-2006, 11:13 AM

shot it with a BB gun.

10-16-2006, 12:20 AM	#1
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C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	nail an open can of tuna about 5 ft up on the tree... you dont want the other cats getting it if its on the ground. Cats go wild for tuna and it will probably come down to eat.

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10-16-2006, 11:10 AM	#21
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	Alright, anyone who says fire department. That is false! My neighbors called the fire department yesterday because the tree is in their yard and they found her first up there. The fire department does NOT do that kind of stuff. I used a machete to chop down the oak tree and the cat hopped out before it hit the ground

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