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detoxed 10-16-2006 12:20 AM

Anyone know how to get a cat to come down a tree?
 
LOL my cats been up in a tree for 12 hours, its 50 degrees and raining. dumb thing, anyway to make it come down on its own?

notabook 10-16-2006 12:21 AM

Just shoot it and get a dog like any sane person would.

GrouchyAdmin 10-16-2006 12:22 AM

Spray it with a hose, or send up a rotweiler.

detoxed 10-16-2006 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toonpornblog (Post 11084736)
Spray it with a hose, or send up a rotweiler.


I dont have a hose that can shoot 40 feet straight up.

detoxed 10-16-2006 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11084734)
Just shoot it and get a dog like any sane person would.


I'd rather shoot you

notabook 10-16-2006 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by detoxed (Post 11084748)
I'd rather shoot you

You'd miss. Though you are welcome to try :thumbsup

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4Pics 10-16-2006 12:31 AM

it'll come down when it's ready, otherwise climb the tree.

GrouchyAdmin 10-16-2006 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by detoxed (Post 11084745)
I dont have a hose that can shoot 40 feet straight up.

How about a rottie and a helicopter?

Hrrm. No. 40 ft is a bit much for any stick, too.

Tape the dog to a few yardsticks! :thumbsup

detoxed 10-16-2006 12:36 AM

its really funny, its a tree in my neighbors yard,and this cat can meow loud enough to keep them from going to sleep.

After Shock Media 10-16-2006 12:37 AM

You shall just feel real bad all night. The cat will get wet but usually will live, it is only 50 right? With rain and such shouldnt be much more of a temp drop for rest of night. Come morning the cat will come down, or when either the ran stops, it falls asleep and tumbles, or after it feels it has made you suffer enough for its stupidity.
Cats really hate appearing stupid in from of their human pets.

reynold 10-16-2006 12:50 AM

A dead rat will help. The problem is where to find it though.

MyNameIsNobody 10-16-2006 04:01 AM

call the fire department, I'm sure they'll be thrilled to help lol..

suesheboy 10-16-2006 04:36 AM

use an axe

xxxfeetxxx 10-16-2006 05:02 AM

Cats always come down by themselves when they are ready.

VicD 10-16-2006 05:06 AM

call the firesquad

fallenmuffin 10-16-2006 05:16 AM

Call the fire department they'll get it down...

pink_in_the_middle 10-16-2006 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsNobody (Post 11085440)
call the fire department, I'm sure they'll be thrilled to help lol..

In small towns they usually don't mind helping with this sort of thing. Although..I wouldn't call the fire department.
He/she will come down when they are ready.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-16-2006 07:44 AM

nail an open can of tuna about 5 ft up on the tree... you dont want the other cats getting it if its on the ground. Cats go wild for tuna and it will probably come down to eat.

jimthefiend 10-16-2006 07:45 AM

BB gun.....

LittleSassy 10-16-2006 08:37 AM

the cat would eventually go down when he feels to...

detoxed 10-16-2006 11:10 AM

Alright, anyone who says fire department. That is false! My neighbors called the fire department yesterday because the tree is in their yard and they found her first up there. The fire department does NOT do that kind of stuff.


I used a machete to chop down the oak tree and the cat hopped out before it hit the ground

sumphatpimp 10-16-2006 11:11 AM

chainsaw

wdsguy 10-16-2006 11:13 AM

shot it with a BB gun.


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