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10-15-2006, 02:16 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
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Hey IDIOT get in here!
Spot the Idiot
 When my husband and I arrived at the car dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" "I know," answered the young man. "I already got that side..." -------- The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving!" ------- was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask." ------- I worked with an Individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on. ------- Sorry no pics here, gotta read 
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10-15-2006, 02:49 PM
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I have traffic for sale!
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10-15-2006, 03:06 PM
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haha... some good ones there..
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10-15-2006, 03:29 PM
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I like the first one the best, I can picture the tech all sweaty trying the other door LOL
Ray
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10-15-2006, 07:16 PM
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I like the first one, Ray.
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10-15-2006, 07:44 PM
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Good ones.
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10-15-2006, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677
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people are stupid
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10-15-2006, 10:35 PM
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Those are stupidity beyond our imagination
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10-16-2006, 05:05 AM
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Location: Montreal
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true stories
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10-16-2006, 05:09 AM
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nice .......
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10-16-2006, 05:16 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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10-16-2006, 05:18 AM
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... some people! |
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10-16-2006, 05:23 AM
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like the 1st story :-)
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