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Ray@TastyDollars 10-15-2006 02:16 PM

Hey IDIOT get in here!
 
Spot the Idiot :upsidedow

When my husband and I arrived at the car dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" "I know," answered the young man. "I already got that side..."

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The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving!"

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was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."


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I worked with an Individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on.

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Sorry no pics here, gotta read :)

squishygimp 10-15-2006 02:49 PM

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Violetta 10-15-2006 03:06 PM

haha... some good ones there..

Ray@TastyDollars 10-15-2006 03:29 PM

I like the first one the best, I can picture the tech all sweaty trying the other door LOL

Ray

rodney25 10-15-2006 07:16 PM

I like the first one, Ray. :)

Aquarius 10-15-2006 07:44 PM

Good ones.

Kimo 10-15-2006 09:06 PM

people are stupid

reynold 10-15-2006 10:35 PM

Those are stupidity beyond our imagination :1orglaugh

Ray@TastyDollars 10-16-2006 05:05 AM

true stories :upsidedow

soulbleed 10-16-2006 05:09 AM

nice .......

martinsc 10-16-2006 05:16 AM

:1orglaugh

fallenmuffin 10-16-2006 05:18 AM

:1orglaugh ... some people!

en21 10-16-2006 05:23 AM

like the 1st story :-)


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