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				Lightning Exits out of Woman's Anus
			 
			27-year-old Natasha Timarovic was brushing her teeth when she was struck by lightning in the mouth while bending over under the tap to rinse. The lightning exited through her anus, causing severe burns. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Doctors say rubber shoes she was wearing at the time forced the lightning to find another exit. "It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all," said Timarovic. Doctors at the hospital said "It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast." Source: www.news.com.au  | 
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		 ROFL, thats odd  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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	TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.  | 
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		 lightning travels from the ground up 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 thats so fuckin cool  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 LMAo now that is crazy shit. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 So I guess anal sex won't be painful in the future since she had lightnight in dat ass.. no dick could ever compare to that I assume... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 well suited for her anal future :-) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Useless without pictures ....... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 lol, and ur the same person who doesn't know what an agnostic is but says athiests are not "free thinkers"?   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	  sure, lightning travels from the ground up if the charge in the ground is greater than in the clouds. if not, it goes from the cloud down. however, in this article the situation is quite different considering she is inside. before u start blabbing ur mouth think before u post. otherwise, u just make urself look like an idiot.  | 
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		 Wow this is an insane story. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 now thats gotta hurt! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 at least i pretty sure she won't need to wax her anus anymore! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Who's gonna be the 1st to tap into this new niche? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 If you have burns on your cornhole, how do you take a shit while its healing? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Do they advise against eating peanuts and corn until its completely healed? 
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		 Fried 'shit' coming out soon!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Wow that is crazy 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i bet she deepthroated that one 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Roflmao...that's what I call assfucking 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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