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fuzzylogic 10-10-2006 02:19 PM

Lightning Exits out of Woman's Anus
 
27-year-old Natasha Timarovic was brushing her teeth when she was struck by lightning in the mouth while bending over under the tap to rinse. The lightning exited through her anus, causing severe burns.

Doctors say rubber shoes she was wearing at the time forced the lightning to find another exit. "It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all," said Timarovic.

Doctors at the hospital said "It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

Source: www.news.com.au

born2blog 10-10-2006 02:20 PM

there's a story you don't hear everyday!!

abyss_al 10-10-2006 02:31 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

madawgz 10-10-2006 02:38 PM

ROFL, thats odd :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OG LennyT 10-10-2006 02:39 PM

lightning travels from the ground up

Fresh 10-10-2006 02:40 PM

thats so fuckin cool :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MyWifeJen 10-10-2006 02:45 PM

LMAo now that is crazy shit.

Hugs,
Jen

media 10-10-2006 02:56 PM

So I guess anal sex won't be painful in the future since she had lightnight in dat ass.. no dick could ever compare to that I assume...

bobby666 10-10-2006 03:04 PM

well suited for her anal future :-)

L-Pink 10-10-2006 03:05 PM

Useless without pictures .......

fuzzylogic 10-10-2006 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvd316 (Post 11042928)
lightning travels from the ground up

lol, and ur the same person who doesn't know what an agnostic is but says athiests are not "free thinkers"? :1orglaugh

sure, lightning travels from the ground up if the charge in the ground is greater than in the clouds. if not, it goes from the cloud down. however, in this article the situation is quite different considering she is inside.

before u start blabbing ur mouth think before u post. otherwise, u just make urself look like an idiot.

Splum 10-10-2006 04:05 PM

Wow this is an insane story.

lambpie 10-10-2006 04:56 PM

now thats gotta hurt!

XMaster 10-10-2006 05:01 PM

at least i pretty sure she won't need to wax her anus anymore!

scotty2hotty1111 10-10-2006 05:05 PM

................:1orglaugh

Jarmusch 10-10-2006 05:08 PM

Who's gonna be the 1st to tap into this new niche?

OG LennyT 10-10-2006 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 11043457)
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before u start blabbing ur mouth think before u post. otherwise, u just make urself look like an idiot.

m'kay smartguy :)

Quagmire 10-10-2006 06:14 PM

If you have burns on your cornhole, how do you take a shit while its healing?

Do they advise against eating peanuts and corn until its completely healed?

reynold 10-10-2006 06:21 PM

Fried 'shit' coming out soon! :1orglaugh

gecko 10-10-2006 11:10 PM

Wow that is crazy

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-10-2006 11:21 PM

i bet she deepthroated that one

he-fox 10-10-2006 11:21 PM

Roflmao...that's what I call assfucking


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