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10-09-2006, 06:30 PM
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President of Canada
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Did you ever have sex with an automatic milking machine?
I can't be the only one who's wondered about those things. Was it good? Did it hurt?
Did it keep going until it got 2 gallons? 
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10-09-2006, 06:37 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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what the fuck?!
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10-09-2006, 06:39 PM
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President of Canada
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I want to try it, but I'm a little nervous.
Besides, I don't have one... and the farmer across the road might get a little testy if he catches me. Is it worth it?
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10-09-2006, 06:42 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I don't even know what it looks like
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10-09-2006, 06:45 PM
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sex dwarf
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Nope. I ordered an automatic blowjob-machine a month ago, though, but the thing never arrived
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10-09-2006, 06:47 PM
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10-09-2006, 07:11 PM
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working on my tan
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10-09-2006, 07:23 PM
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President of Canada
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The cups look a bit small.
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10-09-2006, 07:31 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I don't think it is sexy
My be painy - yes. |
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10-09-2006, 08:21 PM
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Doin fine
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My dicks way bigger than an utter sorry. lol
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10-09-2006, 08:30 PM
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Thanks. I'll stick with the natural and soft-sucking pussy.
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10-10-2006, 12:12 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Sorry but that's certainly not my cup of tea...
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10-10-2006, 12:13 AM
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Location: Haarlem and Amsterdam, capital of the porn world ;-)
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useless w/o pics/movies of you testing it out
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10-10-2006, 12:38 PM
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10-10-2006, 12:39 PM
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sure, but the chafing was killer hahahahaha
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10-10-2006, 12:44 PM
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ive actually read somewhere once about a person that tried this.. the suction is far greater than you would imagine and i hear it nearly ripped his pecker off. the crew that came in the next day found the guy passed out.. if i get some time ill look for the article
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10-10-2006, 12:45 PM
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perverted justice decoy
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got head from a cow once, does that count?
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my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died
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10-10-2006, 12:46 PM
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you guys are nuts! anyone for a pint of milk??
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10-10-2006, 12:51 PM
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cant say i ever have
but i think that is a good thing i am a traditionalist
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10-10-2006, 01:32 PM
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President of Canada
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10-10-2006, 01:38 PM
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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oh yeah.....
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