Did you ever have sex with an automatic milking machine?
 

I can't be the only one who's wondered about those things. Was it good? Did it hurt?

Did it keep going until it got 2 gallons? :helpme

what the fuck?! :1orglaugh

I want to try it, but I'm a little nervous.

Besides, I don't have one... and the farmer across the road might get a little testy if he catches me. Is it worth it?

I don't even know what it looks like

Nope. I ordered an automatic blowjob-machine a month ago, though, but the thing never arrived :(

have no fear, squishypimp is here! :)

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4...6milkerop5.jpg

so you got that spam email too? :1orglaugh

You and three friends right?

The cups look a bit small.

I don't think it is sexy :( My be painy - yes.

My dicks way bigger than an utter sorry. lol

Thanks. I'll stick with the natural and soft-sucking pussy. :)

Sorry but that's certainly not my cup of tea...

useless w/o pics/movies of you testing it out :)

or 1 for the penis 2 for the nipples and 1 for the behind (boyalley style ) :)

sure, but the chafing was killer hahahahaha

twinkley

ive actually read somewhere once about a person that tried this.. the suction is far greater than you would imagine and i hear it nearly ripped his pecker off. the crew that came in the next day found the guy passed out.. if i get some time ill look for the article

got head from a cow once, does that count?

you guys are nuts! anyone for a pint of milk??

cant say i ever have

but i think that is a good thing

i am a traditionalist

Hey, that'd be cool. I know SOMEONE has tried it, somewhere!

oh yeah.....