Did you ever have sex with an automatic milking machine? - GoFuckYourself.com

Dagwolf · 10-09-2006, 06:30 PM

I can't be the only one who's wondered about those things. Was it good? Did it hurt?

Did it keep going until it got 2 gallons?

marketsmart · 10-09-2006, 06:37 PM

what the fuck?!

Dagwolf · 10-09-2006, 06:39 PM

I want to try it, but I'm a little nervous.

Besides, I don't have one... and the farmer across the road might get a little testy if he catches me. Is it worth it?

Vitasoy · 10-09-2006, 06:42 PM

I don't even know what it looks like

Libertine · 10-09-2006, 06:45 PM

Nope. I ordered an automatic blowjob-machine a month ago, though, but the thing never arrived

squishypimp · 10-09-2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy

I don't even know what it looks like

have no fear, squishypimp is here!

squishypimp · 10-09-2006, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

Nope. I ordered an automatic blowjob-machine a month ago, though, but the thing never arrived

so you got that spam email too?

L-Pink · 10-09-2006, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp

have no fear, squishypimp is here!

You and three friends right?

Dagwolf · 10-09-2006, 07:23 PM

The cups look a bit small.

E$_manager · 10-09-2006, 07:31 PM

I don't think it is sexy

My be painy - yes.

stickyfingerz · 10-09-2006, 08:21 PM

My dicks way bigger than an utter sorry. lol

rodney25 · 10-09-2006, 08:30 PM

Thanks. I'll stick with the natural and soft-sucking pussy.

reynold · 10-10-2006, 12:12 AM

Sorry but that's certainly not my cup of tea...

PussyTeenies · 10-10-2006, 12:13 AM

useless w/o pics/movies of you testing it out

squishypimp · 10-10-2006, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

You and three friends right?

or 1 for the penis 2 for the nipples and 1 for the behind (boyalley style )

twinkley · 10-10-2006, 12:39 PM

sure, but the chafing was killer hahahahaha

twinkley

BitAudioVideo · 10-10-2006, 12:44 PM

ive actually read somewhere once about a person that tried this.. the suction is far greater than you would imagine and i hear it nearly ripped his pecker off. the crew that came in the next day found the guy passed out.. if i get some time ill look for the article

BusterBunny · 10-10-2006, 12:45 PM

got head from a cow once, does that count?

lambpie · 10-10-2006, 12:46 PM

you guys are nuts! anyone for a pint of milk??

ae-sc · 10-10-2006, 12:51 PM

cant say i ever have

but i think that is a good thing

i am a traditionalist

Dagwolf · 10-10-2006, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BitAudioVideo

ive actually read somewhere once about a person that tried this.. the suction is far greater than you would imagine and i hear it nearly ripped his pecker off. the crew that came in the next day found the guy passed out.. if i get some time ill look for the article

Hey, that'd be cool. I know SOMEONE has tried it, somewhere!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-10-2006, 01:38 PM

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10-09-2006, 06:30 PM	#1
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Did you ever have sex with an automatic milking machine? I can't be the only one who's wondered about those things. Was it good? Did it hurt? Did it keep going until it got 2 gallons? __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	I want to try it, but I'm a little nervous. Besides, I don't have one... and the farmer across the road might get a little testy if he catches me. Is it worth it? __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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