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Cappy Canucklehead · 06-29-2002, 01:54 PM

Its time to get a Canuck board going. I'm sick of all the bullshit from the Yankees here-and the recent posts about the Canadian lads getting killed and the asanine posts from morons like Fletch(hte fat guy with the cross)shows how miles apart we are even though we are so close geographically.

kmanrox · 06-29-2002, 01:55 PM

by all means PLEASE make a board for canucks and get them off our board..... minus sleazy cuz hes an honorary american..

Mr.Fiction · 06-29-2002, 01:58 PM

GoFuckAmerica.com is available, if you're working on names for your Canadian version of GFY.

Fletch XXX · 06-29-2002, 01:58 PM

Why did this pic offend you so much?

Gee Im glad I took the original statement off...

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[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 01:59 PM

I agree, segregate the ignorant bastards from the rest of the gene pool.

The camp I am building in my backyard is almost complete. Lineup and stick your wrist out Canucks, its time to get your tattoos.

Arbeit Macht Frei

cosis · 06-29-2002, 01:59 PM

Gary · 06-29-2002, 02:01 PM

Dont mind Labret, ive met him and he's a very nice guy. The anti canadian anti jew thing is just an inside joke he pulls since his mom is Jewish and his dad is from Canada.

We all have a good laugh when everyone gets offended by it. LOL

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 02:02 PM

You promised not to tell. I knew it was just pillow talk.

Gary · 06-29-2002, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
You promised not to tell.

Sorry dude, sometimes i have trouble keeping my mouth shut.

Gary · 06-29-2002, 02:10 PM

Labret's father is not just a Canadian, but a Black, Muslim Canadian. So you see, he's just kidding around.

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by pornopete
I guess ignorance runs wild in the US. It is this "I am king shit because I am american" attitude that resulted in planes crashing into the Twin Towers.

You go ahead and keep thinking you're king shit. Next time we might not stand in line for hours to have blood shipped down, or operate call centres to have money donated. But then again you don't need our help.

So here is my words of wisdom to you American's. Continue being proud and ignorant. Live in fear. Just keep it south of 49th parrellel.

Just stay quiet and we'll keep protecting you and propping up your weak ass economy.

One day we might get tired of your whining and send our national guard weekend warriors up there to take your tundra over.

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
Labret's father is not just a Canadian, but a Black, Muslim Canadian. So you see, he's just kidding around.

Its hard being the only self loathing French Canadian Black Jew Muslim Shemale.

FATPad · 06-29-2002, 02:17 PM

You guys get too bent.

I'm just glad I don't live in Europe.

Mikeee · 06-29-2002, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by pornopete
I guess ignorance runs wild in the US. It is this "I am king shit because I am american" attitude that resulted in planes crashing into the Twin Towers.

You go ahead and keep thinking you're king shit. Next time we might not stand in line for hours to have blood shipped down, or operate call centres to have money donated. But then again you don't need our help.

So here is my words of wisdom to you American's. Continue being proud and ignorant. Live in fear. Just keep it south of 49th parrellel.

I'm not anti Canadians. But I am anti Cock Suckers like you who bash Americans using 9/11 as a defence mechanism. I hope your AIDS filled blood didnt make it to the US.

Shady · 06-29-2002, 02:29 PM

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Labret's father is not just a Canadian, but a Black, Muslim Canadian

and if is Father lives anywhere in Vancouver, I'd bet that he's got Chinese in him also.

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by pornopete

Check your facts. The US never did protect us. We did however successfully burn your capitol and lead one of the most successful campaigns in WW][.

Oh boy history, I love history.

April 27 1813, we burned York. What was that at the time? Hmmm, I believe the capital of upper Canada.

Newsflash, its 2002.

Try and bring your f.a.s suffering asses across the border now to burn something.

You have no army, and you have no economy to support one. You couldnt even afford a support role in tiny Afghanistan, pathetic. You cant even afford to cook our food over there.

Mexico could take you over if we werent sitting in the middle.

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As for storming up and taking over our Tundra, you guys going to do that the same way you prevented communism in Vietnam?

Dont talk about things you know nothing about.

The Cong and the NVA were defeated after the Tet offensive, unfortunately public support was shit and the government caved in to public pressure soon thereafter. Even the Vietnamese admit to this.

Vietnam would have fallen. You cant do shit when your hands are tied.

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 02:37 PM

and the British burned Washington... dont claim someone elses victory. Typical.

GTS Mark · 06-29-2002, 02:41 PM

Common guys take it easy on the Canucks. We might be a little slow but we are smart enough to live up here and cash in your US cheques that give us 1 1/2 times what they are worth in America.

DH

ControlThy · 06-29-2002, 02:42 PM

Listen boys and girls,

Daddy loves The United States of America and Canada equally.
Are you kids satisfied now?

kmanrox · 06-29-2002, 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
Labret's father is not just a Canadian, but a Black, Muslim Canadian. So you see, he's just kidding around.

no shit eh?

hey labret, what are you doing for dinner this evening? we could catch a movie later too??

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

no shit eh?

hey labret, what are you doing for dinner this evening? we could catch a movie later too??

Well... after the mosque I have to go to the synagogue, then I have an NAACP rally, and then ofcourse my Canadian half forces me to go to the truckstops and give blowjobs for nickels.

So if you are anywhere around I94 tonight...

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 06-29-2002, 02:56 PM

Proudly Canadian !!

Cogitator · 06-29-2002, 02:57 PM

Why are you guys giving the Canadians so much shit? You couldn't ask for better neighbors.

They normally have a good sense of humor, but it sounds like they're pretty sensitive right now.

Mr.Fiction · 06-29-2002, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Cogitator
Why are you guys giving the Canadians so much shit? You couldn't ask for better neighbors. They normally have a good sense of humor, but it sounds like they're pretty sensitive right now.

Is there such a thing as "Canadian food"?

mailman · 06-29-2002, 03:31 PM

dude i am canadain but how the fuck can you be sick of the shit going on here man?? how long you been here? 2months if that?

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Mr.Fiction

Is there such a thing as "Canadian food"?

You may know it as "cock".

kronic · 06-29-2002, 03:41 PM

Just noticed this thread.

As a Canadian, I have no problem with the picture that I saw, although if the text was changed, I didn't see the original. So, I won't comment on that.

That's the problem with our world, people can laugh at others' expense, but find it really hard to laugh at themselves.

As for the bombing itself. Very unfortunate accident. That's how I see it. An accident. Things happen in war all the time. This was one of them. However, my view might have been different if it was my son, brother or husband who was killed.

The only thing I take exception to is Labret's comment about propping up the Canadian dollar. I believe your economy is struggling while ours is holding it's own. Of course, what I'm REALLY pissed about is the cheques I keep getting in US funds are worth less up here than they were before.

Keep up the good fight, eh.

AdultWire · 06-29-2002, 03:42 PM

I think we should go down to the states, and kick their asses again -- just to remind them who's whose bitch.

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by AdultWire
I think we should go down to the states, and kick their asses again -- just to remind them who's whose bitch.

Can you afford the gas to get here?

Or should we just come and pick you up?

Steve · 06-29-2002, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by AdultWire
I think we should go down to the states, and kick their asses again -- just to remind them who's whose bitch.

HOLY SHIT!

thanks man, I needed a good laugh. That did the trick

Nysus · 06-29-2002, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Just stay quiet and we'll keep protecting you and propping up your weak ass economy.

One day we might get tired of your whining and send our national guard weekend warriors up there to take your tundra over.

Labret, our economy is doing much better than your economy right now - just so you know.

Cheers,
Matt

mailman · 06-29-2002, 03:55 PM

pick us up please... we will gather at the airport...

Attandance...

Mailman.... Check
Hungryman.... Check
Drinking Hard... Check
Adult Wire...... Check
Kronic..... Check
Porno Pete..... Check

etc.....

Cappy Canucklehead your not invided to kick ass just case you seem like a pussy....

But looks as if we can kick some ass.....

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Nysus

Labret, our economy is doing much better than your economy right now - just so you know.

Cheers,
Matt

Then why can I go to the casino in Windsor and still get 1.50 can for ever 1.00?

Our whole economy doesnt hinge on Martha Stewart.

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by mailman
pick us up please... we will gather at the airport...

Attandance...

Mailman.... Check
Hungryman.... Check
Drinking Hard... Check
Adult Wire...... Check
Kronic..... Check
Porno Pete..... Check

etc.....

Cappy Canucklehead your not invided to kick ass just case you seem like a pussy....

But looks as if we can kick some ass.....

That International House of Pancakes in Niagra will never know what hit them!

Cappy Canucklehead · 06-29-2002, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mailman
pick us up please... we will gather at the airport...

Attandance...

Mailman.... Check
Hungryman.... Check
Drinking Hard... Check
Adult Wire...... Check
Kronic..... Check
Porno Pete..... Check

etc.....

Cappy Canucklehead your not invided to kick ass just case you seem like a pussy....

But looks as if we can kick some ass.....

Listen dude I'm six feet tall and almost 300 pounds-I can take on two Yanks by myself...

mailman · 06-29-2002, 04:00 PM

all that matters is that we have stronger beer and we invented Hockey

EH!EH!

mailman · 06-29-2002, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by Cappy Canucklehead

Listen dude I'm six feet tall and almost 300 pounds-I can take on two Yanks by myself...

listen to me dude... i am 6 3 and i weigh over 300pound and it is muscle so shut yer yap....

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 04:01 PM

You put mayo on your fries. For that reason alone you should all be rounded up and given "showers".

mailman · 06-29-2002, 04:03 PM

thats nasty i dont even talk to ppl who do that.....

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by mailman
thats nasty i dont even talk to ppl who do that.....

All Canadians love white and creamy things in their mouths.

AdultWire · 06-29-2002, 04:08 PM

The US is where I go when I want technology slave labor.. why buy bandwidth for $20/gig in Canada, when I can get it for under $1/gig in a third world country like America?

Yup, the USA has good cheap bandwidth, and indonesia has great rugs.. ...

3rd world USA bandwidth to login to mailorderbride.com
2nd rate Russian hookers
1st class Indonesian rug to fuck her on..

All for next to nothing.

Oh yeah, that was cute how you American guys tried to make beer.. better luck next time.

Nysus · 06-29-2002, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Then why can I go to the casino in Windsor and still get 1.50 can for ever 1.00?

Our whole economy doesnt hinge on Martha Stewart.

Our economy is currently inclining in productivity, and yours is currently in decline.

Cheers,
Matt

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by AdultWire

Oh yeah, that was cute how you American guys tried to make beer.. better luck next time.

Maybe instead of concentrating all your efforts and 80% of your economy into producing more and stronger booze to create your armies of fetal alcohol syndrome children, you could invest some of that money into education and military. So next time someone needs a hand fighting against those who would like to see western ideals in general destroyed... you dont have to cower likebitches, stick out your hands and say, "sorry, our welfare check didnt come this month". "we cant afford to properly maintain a military but our beer is 6.5%!".

Priorities people... priorities.

AdultWire · 06-29-2002, 04:21 PM

We kicked your ass before, and we'll do it again. You're military couldn't stand up to Canada's for 5 minutes. If all we had were packs of matches to flick at your pussy ass tanks, we'd still take you down.

Education? Maybe with some of that, your technology sector could charge some real money.

mailman · 06-29-2002, 04:22 PM

yeap, and we got ours straight....

BEER!!!!!

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultWire
We kicked your ass before, and we'll do it again. You're military couldn't stand up to Canada's for 5 minutes. If all we had were packs of matches to flick at your pussy ass tanks, we'd still take you down.

Education? Maybe with some of that, your technology sector could charge some real money.

Which part of your military is flat broke and cant play anymore doesnt make sense?

If it cant provide SUPPORT while AMERICANS fight, how are you going to fight anyone? You cant even afford a supporting role? Good god man.

Fuck, the Russians are not even that broke.

mailman · 06-29-2002, 04:24 PM

yeah it is funny when you think about it where does the US get its tanks?? Canada? Yeah thats right we know how to build shit, just cause you got $$ dont make you the world super power....

mailman · 06-29-2002, 04:25 PM

fuck up....

[Labret] · 06-29-2002, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by mailman
yeah it is funny when you think about it where does the US get its tanks?? Canada? Yeah thats right we know how to build shit, just cause you got $$ dont make you the world super power....

No, but it means we know how to get away with paying Canadian ******s to do our manual labor.

Get back to work.

Dont make me get off my horse and whip you boy.

AdultWire · 06-29-2002, 04:36 PM

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Which part of your military is flat broke and cant play anymore doesnt make sense?

If it cant provide SUPPORT while AMERICANS fight, how are you going to fight anyone? You cant even afford a supporting role? Good god man.

What the fuck do we care about some war between two third world countries.. as long as we can keep selling you tanks, we're happy.

You fucking junkee's.

06-29-2002, 01:54 PM	#1
Cappy Canucklehead Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 85	Is this board Canadian? Coz if its not... Its time to get a Canuck board going. I'm sick of all the bullshit from the Yankees here-and the recent posts about the Canadian lads getting killed and the asanine posts from morons like Fletch(hte fat guy with the cross)shows how miles apart we are even though we are so close geographically.

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mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	dude i am canadain but how the fuck can you be sick of the shit going on here man?? how long you been here? 2months if that?

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kronic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 964	Just noticed this thread. As a Canadian, I have no problem with the picture that I saw, although if the text was changed, I didn't see the original. So, I won't comment on that. That's the problem with our world, people can laugh at others' expense, but find it really hard to laugh at themselves. As for the bombing itself. Very unfortunate accident. That's how I see it. An accident. Things happen in war all the time. This was one of them. However, my view might have been different if it was my son, brother or husband who was killed. The only thing I take exception to is Labret's comment about propping up the Canadian dollar. I believe your economy is struggling while ours is holding it's own. Of course, what I'm REALLY pissed about is the cheques I keep getting in US funds are worth less up here than they were before. Keep up the good fight, eh.

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mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	pick us up please... we will gather at the airport... Attandance... Mailman.... Check Hungryman.... Check Drinking Hard... Check Adult Wire...... Check Kronic..... Check Porno Pete..... Check etc..... Cappy Canucklehead your not invided to kick ass just case you seem like a pussy.... But looks as if we can kick some ass.....

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mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	all that matters is that we have stronger beer and we invented Hockey EH!EH!

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	You put mayo on your fries. For that reason alone you should all be rounded up and given "showers".

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mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	thats nasty i dont even talk to ppl who do that.....

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AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	The US is where I go when I want technology slave labor.. why buy bandwidth for $20/gig in Canada, when I can get it for under $1/gig in a third world country like America? Yup, the USA has good cheap bandwidth, and indonesia has great rugs.. ... 3rd world USA bandwidth to login to mailorderbride.com 2nd rate Russian hookers 1st class Indonesian rug to fuck her on.. All for next to nothing. Oh yeah, that was cute how you American guys tried to make beer.. better luck next time. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	We kicked your ass before, and we'll do it again. You're military couldn't stand up to Canada's for 5 minutes. If all we had were packs of matches to flick at your pussy ass tanks, we'd still take you down. Education? Maybe with some of that, your technology sector could charge some real money. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	yeap, and we got ours straight.... BEER!!!!!

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mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	yeah it is funny when you think about it where does the US get its tanks?? Canada? Yeah thats right we know how to build shit, just cause you got $$ dont make you the world super power....

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mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	fuck up.... Last edited by mailman; 06-29-2002 at 04:27 PM..