Lakers bobble-head, wtf? - GoFuckYourself.com

sexmanic · 07-01-2002, 12:23 AM

For those of you with sportscenter on in the background most of the time: I've been seeing a commercial for this "Lakers Commemerative" shit package - a video, a plaque, a magazine, a hat, a bunch of autographs and get this, a bobble-head. Now get this - when they show the bobble-head sitting there by all the other junk in the "package" the bobble head is a motherfucking white dude. a white bobble-head. a blonde hair blue eyed cracker-ass mofo bobble-head. a white mofo honkey bitch bobble wearing number 02.

so what do you make of that?

drunkmonkey · 07-01-2002, 12:30 AM

That was an honorary likeness of yours truly. I pimped some girls to the players and that is all I got. They said "promotional contract" but it was supposed to be an action figure. Me and Shaq are supposed to "meet" in the parking lot to settle this man to mouse.

hyper · 07-01-2002, 12:35 AM

if they made it look like shaq

can you imagine driving around town
with a 7 foot bobblehead on your dash?

sexmanic · 07-01-2002, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by hyper
if they made it look like shaq

can you imagine driving around town
with a 7 foot bobblehead on your dash?

Have some respect dude. Everyone knows that bobble head figures are not to scale. They pretty much all have a static body size, but they all possess an oversize head relative to that static body size. The charm is in the likeness in facial feature to the model star's and the whimsicalness of the free-floating 'bobble' head.

Now remember creamy sneakers, there are no 7 foot booble heads of shaq, k? Not even pretend ones, k?

hyper · 07-01-2002, 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by sexmanic

They pretty much all have a static body size, but they all possess an oversize head relative to that static body size

well then how you gonna see out the windshield
with shaq's oversize head blocking the way?

sexmanic · 07-01-2002, 01:05 AM

well then how you gonna see out the windshield
with shaq's oversize head blocking the way?

aw jeez, here we go. see here smart guy, there are NO distorted booble head head sizes on the bobble head body frames, only the likeness of face, well, the likeness of face and bobble technolgy to make them unique.

ie: shaq's head, although ginormous in reality - will be reletive to a STANDARD bobble head body size - hence, NO different than the Jeff Kent bobble head.

hyper · 07-01-2002, 01:07 AM

hey man
im only fuckin around
its only a bobblehead
its only a bobblehead
its only a bobblehead

nocostporn · 07-01-2002, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by sexmanic
[B]although ginormous

that was hands down the best word i've heard in my life...

sexmanic · 07-01-2002, 01:09 AM

what? you joke? about BOBBLE HEADS?

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sexmanic Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: smega bowls Posts: 196	Lakers bobble-head, wtf? For those of you with sportscenter on in the background most of the time: I've been seeing a commercial for this "Lakers Commemerative" shit package - a video, a plaque, a magazine, a hat, a bunch of autographs and get this, a bobble-head. Now get this - when they show the bobble-head sitting there by all the other junk in the "package" the bobble head is a motherfucking white dude. a white bobble-head. a blonde hair blue eyed cracker-ass mofo bobble-head. a white mofo honkey bitch bobble wearing number 02. so what do you make of that? __________________ ________ rental unit

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	if they made it look like shaq can you imagine driving around town with a 7 foot bobblehead on your dash? __________________

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sexmanic Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: smega bowls Posts: 196	well then how you gonna see out the windshield with shaq's oversize head blocking the way? aw jeez, here we go. see here smart guy, there are NO distorted booble head head sizes on the bobble head body frames, only the likeness of face, well, the likeness of face and bobble technolgy to make them unique. ie: shaq's head, although ginormous in reality - will be reletive to a STANDARD bobble head body size - hence, NO different than the Jeff Kent bobble head. __________________ ________ rental unit Last edited by sexmanic; 07-01-2002 at 01:07 AM..

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	hey man im only fuckin around its only a bobblehead its only a bobblehead its only a bobblehead __________________

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sexmanic Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: smega bowls Posts: 196	what? you joke? about BOBBLE HEADS? heretic .. satan ... satan satan's milkmen __________________ ________ rental unit

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drunkmonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: behind you Posts:1,075,324 Posts: 799	That was an honorary likeness of yours truly. I pimped some girls to the players and that is all I got. They said "promotional contract" but it was supposed to be an action figure. Me and Shaq are supposed to "meet" in the parking lot to settle this man to mouse.