Lakers bobble-head, wtf?

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  • sexmanic
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    • May 2002
    • 196
    #1

    Lakers bobble-head, wtf?

    For those of you with sportscenter on in the background most of the time: I've been seeing a commercial for this "Lakers Commemerative" shit package - a video, a plaque, a magazine, a hat, a bunch of autographs and get this, a bobble-head. Now get this - when they show the bobble-head sitting there by all the other junk in the "package" the bobble head is a motherfucking white dude. a white bobble-head. a blonde hair blue eyed cracker-ass mofo bobble-head. a white mofo honkey bitch bobble wearing number 02.

    so what do you make of that?






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    • drunkmonkey
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      • Feb 2002
      • 799
      #2
      That was an honorary likeness of yours truly. I pimped some girls to the players and that is all I got. They said "promotional contract" but it was supposed to be an action figure. Me and Shaq are supposed to "meet" in the parking lot to settle this man to mouse.


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        • hyper
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 5294
          #3
          if they made it look like shaq

          can you imagine driving around town
          with a 7 foot bobblehead on your dash?

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            • sexmanic
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              • May 2002
              • 196
              #4
              Originally posted by hyper
              if they made it look like shaq

              can you imagine driving around town
              with a 7 foot bobblehead on your dash?
              Have some respect dude. Everyone knows that bobble head figures are not to scale. They pretty much all have a static body size, but they all possess an oversize head relative to that static body size. The charm is in the likeness in facial feature to the model star's and the whimsicalness of the free-floating 'bobble' head.

              Now remember creamy sneakers, there are no 7 foot booble heads of shaq, k? Not even pretend ones, k?
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                • hyper
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                  • Mar 2002
                  • 5294
                  #5
                  Originally posted by sexmanic


                  They pretty much all have a static body size, but they all possess an oversize head relative to that static body size
                  well then how you gonna see out the windshield
                  with shaq's oversize head blocking the way?

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                    • sexmanic
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                      • May 2002
                      • 196
                      #6
                      well then how you gonna see out the windshield
                      with shaq's oversize head blocking the way?

                      aw jeez, here we go. see here smart guy, there are NO distorted booble head head sizes on the bobble head body frames, only the likeness of face, well, the likeness of face and bobble technolgy to make them unique.

                      ie: shaq's head, although ginormous in reality - will be reletive to a STANDARD bobble head body size - hence, NO different than the Jeff Kent bobble head.
                      Last edited by sexmanic; 07-01-2002, 12:07 AM.
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                        • hyper
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                          • Mar 2002
                          • 5294
                          #7
                          hey man
                          im only fuckin around
                          its only a bobblehead
                          its only a bobblehead
                          its only a bobblehead

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                            • nocostporn
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                              • Mar 2002
                              • 5228
                              #8
                              Originally posted by sexmanic
                              [B]although ginormous

                              that was hands down the best word i've heard in my life...
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                                • sexmanic
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                                  • May 2002
                                  • 196
                                  #9
                                  what? you joke? about BOBBLE HEADS?

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