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pr0 · 10-07-2006, 10:52 PM

I've got to goto the local embassy & talk to a diplomat....to ever get back in.

Because of something i did when i was 17, & went to court for when i was 18

fucking 5 hour drive to (of all things) go see trailer park boys....ended at the buffalo checkpoint, kicked the fuck out for something most canadians do & is featured on trailer park boys constantly (oh the irony!)

good thing i live so close....i'll bug them forever till i get a pass on this b.s.

Canadians, i still like you....but your border security....

LOVES THE COCK

L-Pink · 10-07-2006, 10:58 PM

masturbating while driving?

pr0 · 10-07-2006, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

masturbating while driving?

how did you know?

Sami · 10-07-2006, 11:08 PM

Did you grow pot?

pr0 · 10-07-2006, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sami

Did you grow pot?

na i got drunk & ran from the cops when i was a kid

hasn't everyone though?

beemk · 10-07-2006, 11:11 PM

same thing happened to me when i tried to go to toronto for webmaster access.

Turboface · 10-07-2006, 11:12 PM

OMFG! That sucks so bad, man.

On a lighter note: Miss Canada looks a hell of a lot better than I thought she would. Is that a major cameltoe there?

ronaldo · 10-07-2006, 11:12 PM

Trust me. As a Canadian, we KNOW our border patrol sucks ass. It's kind of funny actually. The American agents are always cordial and polite, even the couple of times they've searched my stuff. They're very professional.

The Canadian agents though, have serious chips on their shoulders. I feel like a criminal coming home half the time.

squishypimp · 10-07-2006, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

na i got drunk & ran from the cops when i was a kid

hasn't everyone though?

i hope you didnt get in too much trouble for that

baddog · 10-07-2006, 11:16 PM

Precisely why I don't bother. Too far to just turn around.

martinsc · 10-07-2006, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turboface

OMFG! That sucks so bad, man.

On a lighter note: Miss Canada looks a hell of a lot better than I thought she would. Is that a major cameltoe there?

that's hot!

Turboface · 10-07-2006, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

Canadians, i still like you....but your border security....

They do have to watch out for all those terrorists trying to get into Canada from the US.

cleanpussynow · 10-08-2006, 04:48 AM

i don't knew

Doctor Dre · 10-08-2006, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

I've got to goto the local embassy & talk to a diplomat....to ever get back in.

Because of something i did when i was 17, & went to court for when i was 18

fucking 5 hour drive to (of all things) go see trailer park boys....ended at the buffalo checkpoint, kicked the fuck out for something most canadians do & is featured on trailer park boys constantly (oh the irony!)

good thing i live so close....i'll bug them forever till i get a pass on this b.s.

Canadians, i still like you....but your border security....

LOVES THE COCK

Same thigns goes for the USA ... if you have anything at all in your record you're fucked.

LadyMischief · 10-08-2006, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

I've got to goto the local embassy & talk to a diplomat....to ever get back in.

Because of something i did when i was 17, & went to court for when i was 18

fucking 5 hour drive to (of all things) go see trailer park boys....ended at the buffalo checkpoint, kicked the fuck out for something most canadians do & is featured on trailer park boys constantly (oh the irony!)

good thing i live so close....i'll bug them forever till i get a pass on this b.s.

Canadians, i still like you....but your border security....

LOVES THE COCK

Ya well if you think that's bad, try being a Canadian going through US security! I've had them not allow me to enter the country for something as stupid as not having enough US cash in my pocket to satisfy them (I was on a train going across the border and only had enough cash on me for lunch, the rest was in the atm). He wouldn't even let me go get more, just kicked me off the train. I have never had a criminal record in my life.

All you have to do is go get a pardon :P

vidvicious · 10-08-2006, 05:53 AM

No worries Pro .. Some canadian still think your ok . LOL

If it's over 7 years you can get it cleared

escorpio · 10-08-2006, 08:53 AM

What's the problem with Canada keeping convicted criminals out of their country? The U.S. won't allow people seeking to do menial labor for their own survival into their country.

MaddCaz · 10-08-2006, 08:56 AM

welcome hoooommeee

pr0 · 10-08-2006, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vidvicious

No worries Pro .. Some canadian still think your ok . LOL

If it's over 7 years you can get it cleared

thank fuck...it is over 7 years

yea i'm going to call the local embassy this week...try to get in to see someone face 2 face

Tanker · 10-08-2006, 09:10 AM

I just got my Visa renewed for another year

90% of the time I cross into canada they ask where we are going and whats our citezenship and thats it never even looking in our passports.

Drive across dont fly!

Bryan G · 10-08-2006, 09:12 AM

Try getting into the states with any record what so ever good luck lol

BlackCrayon · 10-08-2006, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

I've got to goto the local embassy & talk to a diplomat....to ever get back in.

Because of something i did when i was 17, & went to court for when i was 18

fucking 5 hour drive to (of all things) go see trailer park boys....ended at the buffalo checkpoint, kicked the fuck out for something most canadians do & is featured on trailer park boys constantly (oh the irony!)

good thing i live so close....i'll bug them forever till i get a pass on this b.s.

Canadians, i still like you....but your border security....

LOVES THE COCK

its the same deal for many of us canadians trying to get into the US. some have been refused for charges such as vandalism 15 years ago.

RawAlex · 10-08-2006, 10:57 AM

Having been stuck in an airport US customs office more than once in my life, I can tell you that these people make Canadians look like wimps. They dig, the probe, they came back to me three times with warrants for people who's name didn't even remotely match mine, all the time claiming I was these other people... even with a passport, birth certificate, full set of ID, credit cards, etc all in my name on my person.

I have watched them not only inspect my baggage, but slice a suitcase to pieces and then nicely offer me a garbage bag to take my stuff home (I had long since missed the plane).

Boo-fucking-hoo... you smoked the chronic and got caught have a criminal record as a result. Of course they won't let you in.

Alex

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Martin · 10-08-2006, 11:18 AM

Yea buddy that sucks. I've been denied access into the States because I only had 20 bucks Canadian in my pocket. I told the guy I was just going to a convention in Barfalo and would only be a few hours. Still told me to take a hike.

Jman · 10-08-2006, 11:53 AM

Yours are the same man. I flew to US abotu 10 times in 2003-2004 and going to Pheonix forum the dickhead US custom agent decides not to let me in. I tell him off shoing him my passport and that i was there just couple of weeks prior and this was is response. "Sir, I am a us custom agent, therefore I have authority over anyone trying to come in the us. You could be anyone and I could still deny your entry"

Called him a douche bag and now $2000 lawyer fee later I have a business waiver so I can get in.

Yeah Canada is wayyy worse then the USA. LOLOL

stev0 · 10-08-2006, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

Yea buddy that sucks. I've been denied access into the States because I only had 20 bucks Canadian in my pocket. I told the guy I was just going to a convention in Barfalo and would only be a few hours. Still told me to take a hike.

Thats hillarious.. I never carry cash, who does these days? Everywhere accepts interac or mastercard.

MaddCaz · 10-08-2006, 12:04 PM

you mean canada didnt always suck???

...I keed.

Dave Foster · 10-08-2006, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Ya well if you think that's bad, try being a Canadian going through US security! I've had them not allow me to enter the country for something as stupid as not having enough US cash in my pocket to satisfy them (I was on a train going across the border and only had enough cash on me for lunch, the rest was in the atm). He wouldn't even let me go get more, just kicked me off the train. I have never had a criminal record in my life.

All you have to do is go get a pardon :P

wtf?

dissipate · 10-08-2006, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turboface

OMFG! That sucks so bad, man.

On a lighter note: Miss Canada looks a hell of a lot better than I thought she would. Is that a major cameltoe there?

MAJOR cameltoe action going on

Pipecrew · 10-08-2006, 01:48 PM

Years ago in detroit, I was making a connecting flight, I get off the plane, unfortunately I was last in line behind about 75 arab families trying to get into the states, so ofcourse they redflag all these people. I kept jumping lines trying to find one that was moving quicker (had about 40 minutes before my plane was about to take off)

They warned us (ego trip) that line jumping is a criminal offense, they try to make it seem like you are nervous or looking to run.. So sure enough they flagged my ass and all the others and made us miss our plane. Although it was interesting watching these failed/wannabe police try and interogate you.

They called my university to see if i was enrolled there, however since this was like a sunday at 9pm, I knew they didnt talk to anyone, yet they came in and were like

"Mr ******, seems like we have a problem with your story about going to school, anything you want to tell us?" I just laughed..

they ended up giving me a voucher for a free hotel stay and they rearranged my flight on the next day.

VXVhedpeVXV · 10-08-2006, 02:07 PM

I love Canada. I got stopped at the border going in from Detroit and they did a 'random' check of my car. No frisk search of myself, just the car, so they didn't find the pot I was carrying.

born2blog · 10-08-2006, 02:16 PM

so what did you do so bad when you were 17?

LadyMischief · 10-08-2006, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

Yea buddy that sucks. I've been denied access into the States because I only had 20 bucks Canadian in my pocket. I told the guy I was just going to a convention in Barfalo and would only be a few hours. Still told me to take a hike.

That's pretty much what they told me.. I had like $10 in my pocket to buy lunch, and several thousand in my bank account, which they wouldn't even let me withdraw.. (the atm was about 15 feet from where the customs guy was standing). Like having $20 US is going to save your ass if you get stuck in the states.. Give me a fucking BREAK!!

facialfreak · 10-08-2006, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo

Trust me. As a Canadian, we KNOW our border patrol sucks ass. It's kind of funny actually. The American agents are always cordial and polite, even the couple of times they've searched my stuff. They're very professional.

The Canadian agents though, have serious chips on their shoulders. I feel like a criminal coming home half the time.

I dunno where you cross, but at 1000 Islands the Canadian side don't even ask me to see my ID 90% of the time ... The Americans are dicks though ... they keep trying to prove that I want to "defect" to the US (verbaitem what they tell me ...)

Im so used to it now, that I just 'go with it' ... seems to make the vehicle search go twice as fast as to when I ask them "if they're high?!?"

E$_manager · 10-08-2006, 05:41 PM

So what you did - the most interesting thing for me.

madawgz · 10-08-2006, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turboface

OMFG! That sucks so bad, man.

On a lighter note: Miss Canada looks a hell of a lot better than I thought she would. Is that a major cameltoe there?

shes very hot!

vidvicious · 10-08-2006, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanker

I just got my Visa renewed for another year

90% of the time I cross into canada they ask where we are going and whats our citezenship and thats it never even looking in our passports.

Drive across dont fly!

Careful doing that ... I have a freind photographer that got refused at the airport . so he drove to buffulo...

when you get refused you can ealy get a red flag, a red flag shows up at any board crossing that scans yyour passport,

the Photographer end up in Jail.

wedouglas · 10-08-2006, 07:47 PM

beemk is also banned from Canada. Who cares though? Nothing in Canada anyway.

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