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cutievids · 10-06-2006, 01:18 AM

It sucks. I've been able to keep the stream within the porcelain a couple times, but others I try to keep from sneezing and I think it might look like I'm having a seizure.

Not only do I end up sneezing but my arch usually takes a severe right. I could always blame the dog though, hmmm.

Scott McD · 10-06-2006, 01:38 AM

Try sitting down to pee...

cutievids · 10-06-2006, 09:11 AM

LOL I'd rather make a mess...

Nicky · 10-06-2006, 09:15 AM

If I had problems like that i'd be sitting down

IncaD · 10-06-2006, 09:15 AM

i got you beat for using the most bodily functions at once. years ago i was taking a shit while I was cumming while I sneezed.

cutievids · 10-06-2006, 10:25 AM

woah 3, pretty hardcore lol

Gillespie · 10-06-2006, 10:29 AM

I once saw a guy that farted, sneezed, and burped at the same time. It was breathtaking... lol

thebossxxx · 10-06-2006, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutievids

It sucks. I've been able to keep the stream within the porcelain a couple times, but others I try to keep from sneezing and I think it might look like I'm having a seizure.

Not only do I end up sneezing but my arch usually takes a severe right. I could always blame the dog though, hmmm.

Thats a good way to clean your toilet seat.....

cutievids · 10-06-2006, 11:51 AM

WEll the seat is up, I guess it cleans the rim lol

GrouchyAdmin · 10-06-2006, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Gillespie

I once saw a guy that farted, sneezed, and burped at the same time. It was breathtaking... lol

As you get older, you too will learn the mantra.

I shocked myself when taking a leak and cut a big nasty fart the other day. Shit.. straight on the road to showing off nasal hair.

nikki99 · 10-06-2006, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Try sitting down to pee...

sixstringmoneymachine · 10-06-2006, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gillespie

I once saw a guy that farted, sneezed, and burped at the same time. It was breathtaking... lol

Dad...is that you?

squishypimp · 10-06-2006, 11:59 AM

yeah piss gets everywhere not fun!

Mr. Romance · 10-06-2006, 12:01 PM

its a mess

Mr. Romance

cess · 10-06-2006, 12:01 PM

this thread stinks... lol

Crasy Bitch · 10-06-2006, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutievids

It sucks. I've been able to keep the stream within the porcelain a couple times, but others I try to keep from sneezing and I think it might look like I'm having a seizure.

Not only do I end up sneezing but my arch usually takes a severe right. I could always blame the dog though, hmmm.

LOL i'm sorry but i can't help but laugh

fallenmuffin · 10-06-2006, 12:09 PM

LOL... god thats happened a few times and it never ends well.

How about penis stuck to ball sack and you don't know it until the stream already starts :/

Gillespie · 10-06-2006, 12:20 PM

You have a strange penis, my friend.

JD · 10-06-2006, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

How about penis stuck to ball sack and you don't know it until the stream already starts :/

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-06-2006, 12:30 PM

i never had that problem, i guess its the fact that my penis hangs so low its already in the bowl

Vegas Lance · 10-06-2006, 12:32 PM

try pulling that off with a 3/4" x 2ga. p/a hahaha its a challenge!

marketsmart · 10-06-2006, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

How about penis stuck to ball sack and you don't know it until the stream already starts :/

hahahahah

MaddCaz · 10-06-2006, 05:33 PM

random...never thought about it much

TimBlaze · 10-06-2006, 06:19 PM

i think pee is more disgusting than poop

Vitasoy · 10-06-2006, 06:54 PM

I hear ya man

PlugRush Sascha · 10-06-2006, 07:16 PM

Haha, good luck with that.

gecko · 10-06-2006, 07:23 PM

hate when that happens

E$_manager · 10-06-2006, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

If I had problems like that i'd be sitting down

Would you try to turn in process of pissing and sit down?

Spunky · 10-06-2006, 07:45 PM

I hate when that happens..wind up pissing all over the place

E$_manager · 10-06-2006, 08:19 PM

Poor you, men.
You need to learn to sit down and do it

10-06-2006, 01:18 AM	#1
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