sneezing while taking a piss
 

It sucks. I've been able to keep the stream within the porcelain a couple times, but others I try to keep from sneezing and I think it might look like I'm having a seizure.

Not only do I end up sneezing but my arch usually takes a severe right. I could always blame the dog though, hmmm.

Try sitting down to pee... :winkwink:

LOL I'd rather make a mess...

If I had problems like that i'd be sitting down :winkwink:

i got you beat for using the most bodily functions at once. years ago i was taking a shit while I was cumming while I sneezed.

woah 3, pretty hardcore lol

I once saw a guy that farted, sneezed, and burped at the same time. It was breathtaking... lol

Thats a good way to clean your toilet seat.....

WEll the seat is up, I guess it cleans the rim lol

As you get older, you too will learn the mantra.

I shocked myself when taking a leak and cut a big nasty fart the other day. Shit.. straight on the road to showing off nasal hair. :(

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Dad...is that you?

yeah piss gets everywhere not fun!

its a mess

Mr. Romance

this thread stinks... lol

LOL i'm sorry but i can't help but laugh

LOL... god thats happened a few times and it never ends well.

How about penis stuck to ball sack and you don't know it until the stream already starts :/

You have a strange penis, my friend.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i never had that problem, i guess its the fact that my penis hangs so low its already in the bowl

try pulling that off with a 3/4" x 2ga. p/a hahaha its a challenge!

hahahahah :1orglaugh

random...never thought about it much

i think pee is more disgusting than poop

I hear ya man

Haha, good luck with that.

hate when that happens

Would you try to turn in process of pissing and sit down?:1orglaugh

I hate when that happens..wind up pissing all over the place

Poor you, men.
You need to learn to sit down and do it :)