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Old 10-06-2006, 01:18 AM   #1
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sneezing while taking a piss
It sucks. I've been able to keep the stream within the porcelain a couple times, but others I try to keep from sneezing and I think it might look like I'm having a seizure.

Not only do I end up sneezing but my arch usually takes a severe right. I could always blame the dog though, hmmm.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:38 AM   #2
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Try sitting down to pee...
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:11 AM   #3
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LOL I'd rather make a mess...
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:15 AM   #4
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If I had problems like that i'd be sitting down
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:15 AM   #5
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i got you beat for using the most bodily functions at once. years ago i was taking a shit while I was cumming while I sneezed.
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:25 AM   #6
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:29 AM   #7
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I once saw a guy that farted, sneezed, and burped at the same time. It was breathtaking... lol
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:48 AM   #8
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It sucks. I've been able to keep the stream within the porcelain a couple times, but others I try to keep from sneezing and I think it might look like I'm having a seizure.

Not only do I end up sneezing but my arch usually takes a severe right. I could always blame the dog though, hmmm.

Thats a good way to clean your toilet seat.....
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:51 AM   #9
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WEll the seat is up, I guess it cleans the rim lol
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:52 AM   #10
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I once saw a guy that farted, sneezed, and burped at the same time. It was breathtaking... lol
As you get older, you too will learn the mantra.

I shocked myself when taking a leak and cut a big nasty fart the other day. Shit.. straight on the road to showing off nasal hair.
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:52 AM   #11
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:57 AM   #12
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Dad...is that you?
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:59 AM   #13
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It sucks. I've been able to keep the stream within the porcelain a couple times, but others I try to keep from sneezing and I think it might look like I'm having a seizure.

Not only do I end up sneezing but my arch usually takes a severe right. I could always blame the dog though, hmmm.
LOL i'm sorry but i can't help but laugh
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:09 PM   #17
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LOL... god thats happened a few times and it never ends well.

How about penis stuck to ball sack and you don't know it until the stream already starts :/
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:20 PM   #18
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You have a strange penis, my friend.
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:23 PM   #19
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How about penis stuck to ball sack and you don't know it until the stream already starts :/
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i never had that problem, i guess its the fact that my penis hangs so low its already in the bowl
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:32 PM   #21
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try pulling that off with a 3/4" x 2ga. p/a hahaha its a challenge!
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Old 10-06-2006, 05:30 PM   #22
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Old 10-06-2006, 05:33 PM   #23
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random...never thought about it much
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Old 10-06-2006, 06:19 PM   #24
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i think pee is more disgusting than poop
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Old 10-06-2006, 06:54 PM   #25
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:16 PM   #26
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Haha, good luck with that.
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:43 PM   #28
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If I had problems like that i'd be sitting down
Would you try to turn in process of pissing and sit down?
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I hate when that happens..wind up pissing all over the place
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Poor you, men.
You need to learn to sit down and do it
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