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Old 10-03-2006, 12:50 PM   #1
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good quotes needed

Looking for some good quotes for adult webmasters

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Webmasters 4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.



got any good ones?



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Old 10-03-2006, 12:53 PM   #2
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Old 10-03-2006, 12:55 PM   #3
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Old 10-03-2006, 01:03 PM   #4
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come on there has to be more then that
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:18 PM   #5
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:21 PM   #6
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:23 PM   #7
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:23 PM   #8
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"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." – Al Gore

"Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches." -Steve Ballmer, CEO, Microsoft

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Old 10-03-2006, 02:24 PM   #9
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:25 PM   #10
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"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." ? Al Gore

"Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches." -Steve Ballmer, CEO, Microsoft

?I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.? -Isaac Asimov

"Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked." -Jeff Pesis

"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." -Jeremy S. Anderson
Result 5 for a google of: webmaster quotes
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:35 PM   #14
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:37 PM   #16
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For some reason, this quote reminds me of Ralph Wiggum saying something like "This quote smells funny."
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I like this one by Louise Culmer, which still today could be used for the adult biz:

"?I don't care what people do as long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses."

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