good quotes needed
 

Looking for some good quotes for adult webmasters

ie..

Webmasters 4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.



got any good ones?



Tanker

dedicated to success :)

porn will set you free

Mr. Romance

come on there has to be more then that

cool i hope you find one

porn to be wild

Bash.org has all your answers:

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." – Al Gore

"Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches." -Steve Ballmer, CEO, Microsoft

“I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.” -Isaac Asimov

"Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked." -Jeff Pesis

"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." -Jeremy S. Anderson

"Porn Paid for That!" - Then tell the kids that when your buying back to school clothes for them.

Result 5 for a google of: webmaster quotes
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:)

There is no money in porn.

"the truth is out there"

"if it have a pussy, i'd hit it"

"submit it and forget it"

"You can't have a closed mind with an open sphincter" - Halcyon

For some reason, this quote reminds me of Ralph Wiggum saying something like "This quote smells funny."

"Get them to sign on the line that is dotted"

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross

I like this one by Louise Culmer, which still today could be used for the adult biz:

"?I don't care what people do as long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses."

:)