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A-Bomb · 10-03-2006, 12:08 AM

One big toll road under construction filled with old people and mosquitos the size of humming birds where hurricanes hit.

OK, that's not really a sentence... can anyone add to that?

TimBlaze · 10-03-2006, 12:10 AM

humid.....

BAKO · 10-03-2006, 12:13 AM

I dont like Florida, I prefer Hawaii

L-Pink · 10-03-2006, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBlaze

humid.....

very humid .....

madawgz · 10-03-2006, 12:16 AM

isnt that where most of the child molesters are?

squishypimp · 10-03-2006, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

isnt that where most of the child molesters are?

nah most of them are from Canada....

Webby · 10-03-2006, 12:26 AM

Na.. Florida is OK apart from the government and hurricanes. Part of the reason for the humidity is the eco-system it once had - sad to see the Everglades and other areas get badly screwed up.

If you want real humidity - pop into a real rainforest

Still itching from the insect bites from a rainforest trip a couple of days back - but awesome place. Saw three pairs of Red McCaws (estimated there are only approx 600 pairs left in the wild), a few snakes, plenty insect life, many toucans and several groups of monkeys, a couple of crocodiles at the water edge and the ass end of a young jaguar who seemed to be lost and hollering for it's parents.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-03-2006, 12:36 AM

i was only in florida for 9 days, and that was on the beach in daytona beach, and i liked it...

godisdead · 10-03-2006, 12:54 AM

My ex lives in florida. So I don't like it. Too many memories turned bad.

Big_Red · 10-03-2006, 12:55 AM

Florida: The place where I was born.

ugaboogah · 10-03-2006, 05:46 AM

Florida Rocks - Hot Women - Hot Men - South Beach - Sun & Fun

donross · 10-03-2006, 05:48 AM

in short.. its like a hell..

mike217 · 10-03-2006, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Big_Red

Florida: The place where I was born.

Florida, the place I live. Hell hole to live in, but quite a nice place if you are either rich or vacationing.

jerseygto · 10-03-2006, 05:59 AM

ok its friggin 90 by 9 in the morning!! half the sofloridians just dont get it and i mean everything in general!! no respect towards other people,laid back work ethic,they always look for a hook up i.e. what can you do for me?? half of em live in a fantasy world i.e. "malibus most wanted" its all about image if you fit in ur good if you dont good luck to ya!.....In all my years here i've found 15 people that make it all worth while and wouldent change a thing! now florida outside dade and broward county is actually ok and enjoyable but im a city boy at heart and i keep going with that in mind

brandadult · 10-03-2006, 06:06 AM

Florida is the pot calling the kettle black.

Nismo · 10-03-2006, 06:12 AM

Florida shot my father...and raped my mother!

E$_manager · 10-03-2006, 06:19 AM

You need to post pics as well

Cyndalie · 10-03-2006, 06:40 AM

Florida - God's waiting room.

ADL Colin · 10-03-2006, 06:46 AM

South Florida (West Palm-Miami strip) is my favorite part of the US.

Verbal · 10-03-2006, 06:57 AM

God's waiting room

mike217 · 10-03-2006, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

South Florida (West Palm-Miami strip) is my favorite part of the US.

Cities in Florida worth visiting:

Miami(South Beach), Fort Lauderdale Area

Places to live when your'e rich:

Naples, Boca Raton, Miami(Coral Gables), Jupiter

You either have to have lived your whole life here like me or be a fucking millionaire to be able to live in and tolerate Florida.

E$_manager · 10-03-2006, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

Florida shot my father...and raped my mother!

ATL_Ryan · 10-03-2006, 07:00 AM

It's one giant white trash trailer park.

mike217 · 10-03-2006, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbal

God's waiting room

Holly · 10-03-2006, 07:00 AM

Florida rocks.

mike217 · 10-03-2006, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by iWeb_Ryan

It's one giant white trash trailer park.

For the most part yes, but as mentioned, there are many cities that cater to the very upscale person.

I lived in Naples my entire life and have lived in Boca Raton and Miami. I now live in Orlando and nothing can compare to the amount of money and the crazy spending that goes on in these cities, no white trash in there.

ADL Colin · 10-03-2006, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by iWeb_Ryan

It's one giant white trash trailer park.

You need to change where you hang out. ;-)

http://www.realtor.com/Prop/1068149657

Forest · 10-03-2006, 07:18 AM

I call it "paradise"

Especially the keys

I miss living down there

mike217 · 10-03-2006, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

You need to change where you hang out. ;-)

http://www.realtor.com/Prop/1068149657

Agreed. By the way, that is a fucking nice house you posted from realtor.com. Is it yours for sale. Great view.

Jenny S. · 10-03-2006, 07:30 AM

There is a Florida between Miami, Orlando, and Tampa. It's about as big as Denmark, and you better drive a pickup truck and chew snuff when you go there.

SxDx · 10-03-2006, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by A-Bomb

One big toll road under construction filled with old people and mosquitos the size of humming birds where hurricanes hit.

OK, that's not really a sentence... can anyone add to that?

....and A LOT of hot chicks that blow almost any other area of the country away.

NinjaSteve · 10-03-2006, 07:31 AM

bitches lol!!!

KRL · 10-03-2006, 07:40 AM

Best states in the US with an overall nice balance of climate and everything you could want are California and Florida.

pussyluver · 10-03-2006, 07:58 AM

Hear a lot of good things about the Tampa area. That's just not the same as Keys and fort Lauderdale/Palm Beach...

wiggitywack · 10-03-2006, 08:03 AM

great fishing...salt and freshwater

pound for pound best state in the country, only Alaska can compete with Florida when it comes to a fishermans paradise

E$_manager · 10-03-2006, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Best states in the US with an overall nice balance of climate and everything you could want are California and Florida.

and what about Miami?

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Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Na.. Florida is OK apart from the government and hurricanes. Part of the reason for the humidity is the eco-system it once had - sad to see the Everglades and other areas get badly screwed up. If you want real humidity - pop into a real rainforest Still itching from the insect bites from a rainforest trip a couple of days back - but awesome place. Saw three pairs of Red McCaws (estimated there are only approx 600 pairs left in the wild), a few snakes, plenty insect life, many toucans and several groups of monkeys, a couple of crocodiles at the water edge and the ass end of a young jaguar who seemed to be lost and hollering for it's parents. __________________ XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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