Great way to get out of a speeding ticket - GoFuckYourself.com

SmokeyTheBear · 09-20-2006, 09:22 PM

Saw this on a comedy channel but i bet it would work

If you get pulled over , quickly pick up your cell phone call 911 and report a man with a gun breaking into whatever business you happen to be passing.. the cops will get "man with gun " call and leave you with a warning to get in on the action

squishypimp · 09-20-2006, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Saw this on a comedy channel but i bet it would work

If you get pulled over , quickly pick up your cell phone call 911 and report a man with a gun breaking into whatever business you happen to be passing.. the cops will get "man with gun " call and leave you with a warning to get in on the action

until they trace the call back to your cell.

AaronM · 09-20-2006, 09:23 PM

It would be funnier to report a man impersonating a police officer was approaching your car.

Spunky · 09-20-2006, 09:24 PM

Heh heh..gotta try and remember that one

woj · 09-20-2006, 09:26 PM

SmokeyTheBear · 09-20-2006, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

until they trace the call back to your cell.

even in the unlikely event they did , theres no law against being mistaken.. it would be awfully hard to prove you intentionally called in a false call to avoid a ticket.. besides they woulldnt realise it was false until well after you were gone.. doubtfull they would make a correlation

Thurbs · 09-20-2006, 09:35 PM

just slip the man some cash and drive away

rodney25 · 09-20-2006, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Thurbs

just slip the man some cash and drive away

I tried that once and it didn't work.

Zarathustra · 09-20-2006, 11:18 PM

The best way to avoid a speeding ticket is immediately ask for the cop's id when he pulls you over. After he show's you his id respond "Hey, thats not you! The guy in that picture is much older!"

martinsc · 09-20-2006, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

It would be funnier to report a man impersonating a police officer was approaching your car.

SmokeyTheBear · 09-20-2006, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Zarathustra

The best way to avoid a speeding ticket is immediately ask for the cop's id when he pulls you over. After he show's you his id respond "Hey, thats not you! The guy in that picture is much older!"

cop : my id. "(pulls out revolver) this is my i.d. fuckface . i ask the questions , get it.. , gee you got me im not a cop im a citizen who bought a replica police car, badge, uniform, and gun to write tickets in the rain..

hey i'd make a good cop

gecko · 09-20-2006, 11:53 PM

I'll keep that in mind ;)

godisdead · 09-21-2006, 02:03 AM

This might actually work. Funny idea.

notabook · 09-21-2006, 03:08 AM

Better idea: put some insulin bottles (real or fake, just make sure they are full of a saline solution) and needles in your glove department and tell the cop you?re a diabetic and you accidentally were driving a bit too fast because your blood sugar is starting to drop out. If you have to shoot some saline solution, you?re no worse off and most likely you'll not get a ticket. =)

I stole that idea from a real jackass. I forget his name. I think it was Tom.

chaze · 09-21-2006, 03:13 AM

I mostly speed on the highway, but good idea!

biftek · 09-21-2006, 03:23 AM

got a even greater way to get out of a ticket , don't step , simple

09-20-2006, 09:22 PM	#1
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Zarathustra Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,094	The best way to avoid a speeding ticket is immediately ask for the cop's id when he pulls you over. After he show's you his id respond "Hey, thats not you! The guy in that picture is much older!"

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Better idea: put some insulin bottles (real or fake, just make sure they are full of a saline solution) and needles in your glove department and tell the cop you?re a diabetic and you accidentally were driving a bit too fast because your blood sugar is starting to drop out. If you have to shoot some saline solution, you?re no worse off and most likely you'll not get a ticket. =) I stole that idea from a real jackass. I forget his name. I think it was Tom. __________________

09-21-2006, 03:13 AM	#15
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	I mostly speed on the highway, but good idea!

09-21-2006, 03:23 AM	#16
biftek So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 1,030	got a even greater way to get out of a ticket , don't step , simple