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Old 09-20-2006, 11:29 PM  
SmokeyTheBear
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Originally Posted by Zarathustra
The best way to avoid a speeding ticket is immediately ask for the cop's id when he pulls you over. After he show's you his id respond "Hey, thats not you! The guy in that picture is much older!"
cop : my id. "(pulls out revolver) this is my i.d. fuckface . i ask the questions , get it.. , gee you got me im not a cop im a citizen who bought a replica police car, badge, uniform, and gun to write tickets in the rain..

hey i'd make a good cop
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