Great way to get out of a speeding ticket

**squishypimp** · 09-20-2006, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

Saw this on a comedy channel but i bet it would work

If you get pulled over , quickly pick up your cell phone call 911 and report a man with a gun breaking into whatever business you happen to be passing.. the cops will get "man with gun " call and leave you with a warning to get in on the action

until they trace the call back to your cell.

**AaronM** · 09-20-2006, 08:23 PM

It would be funnier to report a man impersonating a police officer was approaching your car.

**Spunky** · 09-20-2006, 08:24 PM

Heh heh..gotta try and remember that one

**woj** · 09-20-2006, 08:26 PM

**SmokeyTheBear** · 09-20-2006, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by squishypimp

until they trace the call back to your cell.

even in the unlikely event they did , theres no law against being mistaken.. it would be awfully hard to prove you intentionally called in a false call to avoid a ticket.. besides they woulldnt realise it was false until well after you were gone.. doubtfull they would make a correlation

**Thurbs** · 09-20-2006, 08:35 PM

just slip the man some cash and drive away

**rodney25** · 09-20-2006, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by Thurbs

just slip the man some cash and drive away

I tried that once and it didn't work.

**Zarathustra** · 09-20-2006, 10:18 PM

The best way to avoid a speeding ticket is immediately ask for the cop's id when he pulls you over. After he show's you his id respond "Hey, thats not you! The guy in that picture is much older!"

**martinsc** · 09-20-2006, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

It would be funnier to report a man impersonating a police officer was approaching your car.

**SmokeyTheBear** · 09-20-2006, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by Zarathustra

The best way to avoid a speeding ticket is immediately ask for the cop's id when he pulls you over. After he show's you his id respond "Hey, thats not you! The guy in that picture is much older!"

cop : my id. "(pulls out revolver) this is my i.d. fuckface . i ask the questions , get it.. , gee you got me im not a cop im a citizen who bought a replica police car, badge, uniform, and gun to write tickets in the rain..

hey i'd make a good cop

**gecko** · 09-20-2006, 10:53 PM

I'll keep that in mind ;)

**godisdead** · 09-21-2006, 01:03 AM

This might actually work. Funny idea.

**notabook** · 09-21-2006, 02:08 AM

Better idea: put some insulin bottles (real or fake, just make sure they are full of a saline solution) and needles in your glove department and tell the cop you?re a diabetic and you accidentally were driving a bit too fast because your blood sugar is starting to drop out. If you have to shoot some saline solution, you?re no worse off and most likely you'll not get a ticket. =)

I stole that idea from a real jackass. I forget his name. I think it was Tom.

**chaze** · 09-21-2006, 02:13 AM

I mostly speed on the highway, but good idea!

**biftek** · 09-21-2006, 02:23 AM

got a even greater way to get out of a ticket , don't step , simple

Great way to get out of a speeding ticket

Great way to get out of a speeding ticket

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