To all non Pet Owners - GoFuckYourself.com

munki · 09-19-2006, 09:56 AM

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak

DateDoc · 09-19-2006, 09:58 AM

haha, too funny!

donross · 09-19-2006, 11:36 AM

i love my pet very much... his name is cookie

Adult Warden · 09-19-2006, 11:38 AM

haha cute

MandyBlake · 09-19-2006, 11:47 AM

lol very funny

Mediachick · 09-19-2006, 11:50 AM

I caught my basset hound sleeping on the kitchen table this week. And no, my basset doesnt live at my place, it would be more I live at my Basset's place.

Peaches · 09-19-2006, 12:10 PM

My pets own this house - I just pay for it and fight for some room on the sofa and bed

jaffie · 09-19-2006, 12:13 PM

Nice thread, with you 100 percent ;]

squishypimp · 09-19-2006, 12:20 PM

i personally am not a fan of pets....

bausch · 09-19-2006, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak

Umm I don't have ANY friends/acquaintances who have pets. What can I say, me and my friends are not into pets at all.

flashfreak · 09-19-2006, 12:30 PM

I have 2 cockatiels... I love them but sometimes the male is too noisy

waiting for a babygirl, I really don't know what to do about this...

SweetJeanette · 09-19-2006, 12:44 PM

Right on! I agree Hehe

J. Falcon · 09-19-2006, 12:58 PM

I'm down with you!!

baycouples · 09-19-2006, 01:13 PM

As long as you keep your huge dogs that are too big to be pets off of me when you walk them and as long as you pick up their nasty shit - I'm all good.

chaze · 09-19-2006, 01:15 PM

Animals = better then humans

rodney25 · 09-19-2006, 11:29 PM

Right! My pet enjoys the same sovereign right.

Red Ezra · 09-19-2006, 11:35 PM

cute - I forwarded this to my friend who grooms animals

CDSmith · 09-20-2006, 12:23 AM

Non pet owners will never understand

how one's pets can take over the house.

munki · 09-20-2006, 09:21 PM

Bump because I'm this "-" close to 2k.

09-19-2006, 09:56 AM	#1
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	To all non Pet Owners To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.(That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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baycouples Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 1,341	As long as you keep your huge dogs that are too big to be pets off of me when you walk them and as long as you pick up their nasty shit - I'm all good.

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chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	Animals = better then humans

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munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Bump because I'm this "-" close to 2k. __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde