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munki 09-19-2006 09:56 AM

To all non Pet Owners
 
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak

DateDoc 09-19-2006 09:58 AM

haha, too funny!

donross 09-19-2006 11:36 AM

i love my pet very much... his name is cookie

Adult Warden 09-19-2006 11:38 AM

haha cute

MandyBlake 09-19-2006 11:47 AM

lol very funny

Mediachick 09-19-2006 11:50 AM

I caught my basset hound sleeping on the kitchen table this week. And no, my basset doesnt live at my place, it would be more I live at my Basset's place. :1orglaugh

Peaches 09-19-2006 12:10 PM

My pets own this house - I just pay for it and fight for some room on the sofa and bed :(

jaffie 09-19-2006 12:13 PM

Nice thread, with you 100 percent ;]

squishypimp 09-19-2006 12:20 PM

i personally am not a fan of pets....

bausch 09-19-2006 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak

Umm I don't have ANY friends/acquaintances who have pets. What can I say, me and my friends are not into pets at all.

flashfreak 09-19-2006 12:30 PM

I have 2 cockatiels... I love them but sometimes the male is too noisy

waiting for a babygirl, I really don't know what to do about this...

SweetJeanette 09-19-2006 12:44 PM

Right on! I agree Hehe :)

J. Falcon 09-19-2006 12:58 PM

I'm down with you!!

baycouples 09-19-2006 01:13 PM

As long as you keep your huge dogs that are too big to be pets off of me when you walk them and as long as you pick up their nasty shit - I'm all good.

chaze 09-19-2006 01:15 PM

Animals = better then humans

rodney25 09-19-2006 11:29 PM

Right! My pet enjoys the same sovereign right. :thumbsup

Red Ezra 09-19-2006 11:35 PM

cute - I forwarded this to my friend who grooms animals

CDSmith 09-20-2006 12:23 AM

Non pet owners will never understand



http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/peekaboo.jpg



how one's pets can take over the house.

munki 09-20-2006 09:21 PM

Bump because I'm this "-" close to 2k.


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