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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #1

    To all non Pet Owners

    To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

    1. They live here. You don't.

    2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

    3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

    4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak

    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde
  • DateDoc
    Outside looking in.
    • Feb 2005
    • 14243

    #2
    haha, too funny!

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    • donross
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2005
      • 1295

      #3
      i love my pet very much... his name is cookie
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      • Adult Warden
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jul 2006
        • 1822

        #4
        haha cute

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        • MandyBlake
          The one and only!
          • Nov 2002
          • 17761

          #5
          lol very funny
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          • Mediachick
            Confirmed User
            • May 2006
            • 897

            #6
            I caught my basset hound sleeping on the kitchen table this week. And no, my basset doesnt live at my place, it would be more I live at my Basset's place.
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            • Peaches
              Old broad
              • Oct 2002
              • 13933

              #7
              My pets own this house - I just pay for it and fight for some room on the sofa and bed

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              • jaffie
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2005
                • 288

                #8
                Nice thread, with you 100 percent ;]
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                • squishypimp
                  PostMaster General
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 10781

                  #9
                  i personally am not a fan of pets....

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                  • bausch
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 3017

                    #10
                    Originally posted by munki
                    To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

                    1. They live here. You don't.

                    2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

                    3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

                    4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak
                    Umm I don't have ANY friends/acquaintances who have pets. What can I say, me and my friends are not into pets at all.

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                    • flashfreak
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 4396

                      #11
                      I have 2 cockatiels... I love them but sometimes the male is too noisy

                      waiting for a babygirl, I really don't know what to do about this...
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                      • SweetJeanette
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2006
                        • 688

                        #12
                        Right on! I agree Hehe
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                        • J. Falcon
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                          • May 2006
                          • 31645

                          #13
                          I'm down with you!!
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                          • baycouples
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 1341

                            #14
                            As long as you keep your huge dogs that are too big to be pets off of me when you walk them and as long as you pick up their nasty shit - I'm all good.

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                            • chaze
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 9774

                              #15
                              Animals = better then humans
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                              • rodney25
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2005
                                • 7090

                                #16
                                Right! My pet enjoys the same sovereign right.


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                                • Red Ezra
                                  redezra.com
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 4680

                                  #17
                                  cute - I forwarded this to my friend who grooms animals

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                                  • CDSmith
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 51460

                                    #18
                                    Non pet owners will never understand







                                    how one's pets can take over the house.
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                                    • munki
                                      Do Fun Shit.
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 13393

                                      #19
                                      Bump because I'm this "-" close to 2k.

                                      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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