Apparently Everyone On GFY Is Coming Out Of The Closet - GoFuckYourself.com

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:36 PM

Anyone else want to chime in and add your name to the list?

Spunky · 09-16-2006, 08:37 PM

You love the cock?

BoyAlley · 09-16-2006, 08:37 PM

Ok, this is going to be a shock to some of you that have known me for a while, but:

I'm teh ghey.

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

You love the cock?

nah, you?

BoyAlley · 09-16-2006, 08:38 PM

Like, I am REALLY REALLY GHEY!

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Ok, this is going to be a shock to some of you that have known me for a while, but:

I'm teh ghey.

we already knew that

BoyAlley · 09-16-2006, 08:39 PM

I am SOOO ghey that I can't even get hard anymore without a 9 incher poking me in my brown eye'd beauty.

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Like, I am REALLY REALLY GHEY!

I believe ya

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I am SOOO ghey that I can't even get hard anymore without a 9 incher poking me in my brown eye'd beauty.

alittle too much information on that one...

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 09-16-2006, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Ok, this is going to be a shock to some of you that have known me for a while, but:

I'm teh ghey.

no kidding

BoyAlley · 09-16-2006, 08:40 PM

I am so ghey that I carry rubbers, lube, an anal doucher, AND a copy of madonna's greatest hits around with me in my man-purse.

marketsmart · 09-16-2006, 08:40 PM

bi-sexuality and gayness is the new peace movent of the 60's.....

i aint either, but i am happy to see all you closets come out in the open...

BoyAlley · 09-16-2006, 08:42 PM

I am SOOO gawd dayum ghey that Juicy messages me every night at 1am wanting help "relieving stress" so he can get to sleep.

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I am so ghey that I carry rubbers, lube, an anal doucher, AND a copy of madonna's greatest hits around with me in my man-purse.

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

bi-sexuality and gayness is the new peace movent of the 60's.....

i aint either, but i am happy to see all you closets come out in the open...

especially all the closets on GFY come out in the open

BoyAlley · 09-16-2006, 08:44 PM

I AM SOOOO GHEY that I can take a shit without having to push.

LAWDS MERCY THAT'S REALLY GHEY!

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I am SOOO gawd dayum ghey that Juicy messages me every night at 1am wanting help "relieving stress" so he can get to sleep.

So Juicy Is Gay?

sharp · 09-16-2006, 08:45 PM

Never!!!

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I AM SOOOO GHEY that I can take a shit without having to push.

LAWDS MERCY THAT'S REALLY GHEY!

i just lost my dinner

BusterBunny · 09-16-2006, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I am so ghey that I carry rubbers, lube, an anal doucher, AND a copy of madonna's greatest hits around with me in my man-purse.

you aren't gay....real gay men listen to kenny g not madonna you fooking imposter......

BoyAlley · 09-16-2006, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

So Juicy Is Gay?

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

you aren't gay....real gay men listen to kenny g not madonna you fooking imposter......

i knew a gay guy once who adored madonna...i guess he was a rebel gay.

BoyAlley · 09-16-2006, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

you aren't gay....real gay men listen to kenny g not madonna you fooking imposter......

No, we don't listen to Kenny G. We just like his hair.

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

ORLY????????

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

No, we don't listen to Kenny G. We just like his hair.

thats a pretty GAY statment if i do say so myself.

BoyAlley · 09-16-2006, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

thats a pretty GAY statment if i do say so myself.

i am SOO FUCKIN GHEY that black wholes get sucking into MY gravitational pull.

BusterBunny · 09-16-2006, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

No, we don't listen to Kenny G. We just like his hair.

ok that was just a test to see if i was gay for listening to kenny g.....couldn't let on that it was me just in case

BoyAlley · 09-16-2006, 08:50 PM

ok that last one was stewpid. ignore it. not up to Teh BoyAlley standards.

Gimme a minute i'll come up with somethin funnay.

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

i am SOO FUCKIN GHEY that black wholes get sucking into MY gravitational pull.

Would you say you were the king of the gays?

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

ok that last one was stewpid. ignore it. not up to Teh BoyAlley standards.

Gimme a minute i'll come up with somethin funnay.

ill be waiting!

Romeo GaySearch4Sex · 09-16-2006, 08:51 PM

hooray for homos!

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notabook · 09-16-2006, 08:51 PM

BoyAlley is not gay, bah, I already told you people this a million times! It's just a huge act he puts on so he can score more pussy in a week than any ?straight' man could hope to get in a lifetime. He trolls exclusively for christian pussy? nothing makes a christ whore wetter than them trying to save someone?s soul. All boyalley has to do is tell them he?s gay and within thirty minutes he?s banging away at that pussy like there?s no tomorrow. Hell sometimes he gets two or three at once, he goes into this huge sob story about why he ?turned tey ghey? because his biggest fantasy in life was to be in a threesome (or foursome if he?s feeling particular horny) but his girlfriend denied him and he took it so hard he turned to multiple male partners at once as an alternative.

BoyAlley is a true genius and we could all learn a thing or two from this mastermind. I keep telling the guy he needs to make a book ?Trolling for Pussy: 3..2..1, YOU?RE LAID!?. Not that I would read it but I?d sure the hell buy the audio cassette version when it?s out. Wait, not audio cassette, I meant CD, yeah, that?s right, CD. Or something like that. Anyways, BoyAlley is my hero and I strive to pretend to be just as gay as he is so that someday I can troll the local churches and pick up so much ass that I?ll get bored with sex in a week. Thanks BoyAlley for being my inspiration!

BoyAlley · 09-16-2006, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

BoyAlley is not gay, bah, I already told you people this a million times! It's just a huge act he puts on

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

BoyAlley is not gay, bah, I already told you people this a million times! It's just a huge act he puts on so he can score more pussy in a week than any ?straight' man could hope to get in a lifetime. He trolls exclusively for christian pussy? nothing makes a christ whore wetter than them trying to save someone?s soul. All boyalley has to do is tell them he?s gay and within thirty minutes he?s banging away at that pussy like there?s no tomorrow. Hell sometimes he gets two or three at once, he goes into this huge sob story about why he ?turned tey ghey? because his biggest fantasy in life was to be in a threesome (or foursome if he?s feeling particular horny) but his girlfriend denied him and he took it so hard he turned to multiple male partners at once as an alternative.

BoyAlley is a true genius and we could all learn a thing or two from this mastermind. I keep telling the guy he needs to make a book ?Trolling for Pussy: 3..2..1, YOU?RE LAID!?. Not that I would read it but I?d sure the hell buy the audio cassette version when it?s out. Wait, not audio cassette, I meant CD, yeah, that?s right, CD. Or something like that. Anyways, BoyAlley is my hero and I strive to pretend to be just as gay as he is so that someday I can troll the local churches and pick up so much ass that I?ll get bored with sex in a week. Thanks BoyAlley for being my inspiration!

hmm...very interesting point of view...

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

thats the best owned pic ever

I'm a sig whore · 09-16-2006, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I am SOOO ghey that I can't even get hard anymore without a 9 incher poking me in my brown eye'd beauty.

when are you going to come out of the closet and tell everyone your straight.

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	BoyAlley is not gay, bah, I already told you people this a million times! It's just a huge act he puts on so he can score more pussy in a week than any ?straight' man could hope to get in a lifetime. He trolls exclusively for christian pussy? nothing makes a christ whore wetter than them trying to save someone?s soul. All boyalley has to do is tell them he?s gay and within thirty minutes he?s banging away at that pussy like there?s no tomorrow. Hell sometimes he gets two or three at once, he goes into this huge sob story about why he ?turned tey ghey? because his biggest fantasy in life was to be in a threesome (or foursome if he?s feeling particular horny) but his girlfriend denied him and he took it so hard he turned to multiple male partners at once as an alternative. BoyAlley is a true genius and we could all learn a thing or two from this mastermind. I keep telling the guy he needs to make a book ?Trolling for Pussy: 3..2..1, YOU?RE LAID!?. Not that I would read it but I?d sure the hell buy the audio cassette version when it?s out. Wait, not audio cassette, I meant CD, yeah, that?s right, CD. Or something like that. Anyways, BoyAlley is my hero and I strive to pretend to be just as gay as he is so that someday I can troll the local churches and pick up so much ass that I?ll get bored with sex in a week. Thanks BoyAlley for being my inspiration! __________________

09-16-2006, 08:37 PM	#3
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Ok, this is going to be a shock to some of you that have known me for a while, but: I'm teh ghey.

09-16-2006, 08:38 PM	#5
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Like, I am REALLY REALLY GHEY!

09-16-2006, 08:39 PM	#7
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	I am SOOO ghey that I can't even get hard anymore without a 9 incher poking me in my brown eye'd beauty.

09-16-2006, 08:40 PM	#11
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	I am so ghey that I carry rubbers, lube, an anal doucher, AND a copy of madonna's greatest hits around with me in my man-purse.

09-16-2006, 08:40 PM	#12
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	bi-sexuality and gayness is the new peace movent of the 60's..... i aint either, but i am happy to see all you closets come out in the open...

09-16-2006, 08:42 PM	#13
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	I am SOOO gawd dayum ghey that Juicy messages me every night at 1am wanting help "relieving stress" so he can get to sleep.

09-16-2006, 08:44 PM	#16
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	I AM SOOOO GHEY that I can take a shit without having to push. LAWDS MERCY THAT'S REALLY GHEY!

09-16-2006, 08:45 PM	#18
sharp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 7,006	Never!!!

09-16-2006, 08:50 PM	#28
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	ok that last one was stewpid. ignore it. not up to Teh BoyAlley standards. Gimme a minute i'll come up with somethin funnay.