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Apparently Everyone On GFY Is Coming Out Of The Closet
Anyone else want to chime in and add your name to the list?
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You love the cock?
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Ok, this is going to be a shock to some of you that have known me for a while, but:
I'm teh ghey. |
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Like, I am REALLY REALLY GHEY!
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I am SOOO ghey that I can't even get hard anymore without a 9 incher poking me in my brown eye'd beauty. :Oh crap
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I am so ghey that I carry rubbers, lube, an anal doucher, AND a copy of madonna's greatest hits around with me in my man-purse.
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bi-sexuality and gayness is the new peace movent of the 60's.....
i aint either, but i am happy to see all you closets come out in the open... :thumbsup |
I am SOOO gawd dayum ghey that Juicy messages me every night at 1am wanting help "relieving stress" so he can get to sleep. :Oh crap
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especially all the closets on GFY come out in the open :) |
I AM SOOOO GHEY that I can take a shit without having to push.
LAWDS MERCY THAT'S REALLY GHEY! |
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So Juicy Is Gay? |
Never!!!
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i knew a gay guy once who adored madonna...i guess he was a rebel gay. |
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ORLY???????? |
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thats a pretty GAY statment if i do say so myself. |
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ok that last one was stewpid. ignore it. not up to Teh BoyAlley standards.
Gimme a minute i'll come up with somethin funnay. |
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Would you say you were the king of the gays? |
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hooray for homos! :) :thumbsup:
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BoyAlley is not gay, bah, I already told you people this a million times! It's just a huge act he puts on so he can score more pussy in a week than any ?straight' man could hope to get in a lifetime. He trolls exclusively for christian pussy? nothing makes a christ whore wetter than them trying to save someone?s soul. All boyalley has to do is tell them he?s gay and within thirty minutes he?s banging away at that pussy like there?s no tomorrow. Hell sometimes he gets two or three at once, he goes into this huge sob story about why he ?turned tey ghey? because his biggest fantasy in life was to be in a threesome (or foursome if he?s feeling particular horny) but his girlfriend denied him and he took it so hard he turned to multiple male partners at once as an alternative.
BoyAlley is a true genius and we could all learn a thing or two from this mastermind. I keep telling the guy he needs to make a book ?Trolling for Pussy: 3..2..1, YOU?RE LAID!?. Not that I would read it but I?d sure the hell buy the audio cassette version when it?s out. Wait, not audio cassette, I meant CD, yeah, that?s right, CD. Or something like that. Anyways, BoyAlley is my hero and I strive to pretend to be just as gay as he is so that someday I can troll the local churches and pick up so much ass that I?ll get bored with sex in a week. Thanks BoyAlley for being my inspiration! |
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when are you going to come out of the closet and tell everyone your straight. |
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