Originally Posted by notabook

BoyAlley is not gay, bah, I already told you people this a million times! It's just a huge act he puts on so he can score more pussy in a week than any ?straight' man could hope to get in a lifetime. He trolls exclusively for christian pussy? nothing makes a christ whore wetter than them trying to save someone?s soul. All boyalley has to do is tell them he?s gay and within thirty minutes he?s banging away at that pussy like there?s no tomorrow. Hell sometimes he gets two or three at once, he goes into this huge sob story about why he ?turned tey ghey? because his biggest fantasy in life was to be in a threesome (or foursome if he?s feeling particular horny) but his girlfriend denied him and he took it so hard he turned to multiple male partners at once as an alternative.

BoyAlley is a true genius and we could all learn a thing or two from this mastermind. I keep telling the guy he needs to make a book ?Trolling for Pussy: 3..2..1, YOU?RE LAID!?. Not that I would read it but I?d sure the hell buy the audio cassette version when it?s out. Wait, not audio cassette, I meant CD, yeah, that?s right, CD. Or something like that. Anyways, BoyAlley is my hero and I strive to pretend to be just as gay as he is so that someday I can troll the local churches and pick up so much ass that I?ll get bored with sex in a week. Thanks BoyAlley for being my inspiration!