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Pete-KT · 09-13-2006, 06:11 AM

Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking,
"surely I Can't Look That Old?"

Well... You'll Love This One!

I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New
Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I
Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been
In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy
That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then??

Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought This
Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To
Have Been My Classmate. Hmmm,...or Could He???

After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park
High School.

"yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.

"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.

He Answered, ! "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?"

"you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.

He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled Son-of-a-bitch
Asked?..

"what Did You Teach?"

Thomas N · 09-13-2006, 06:23 AM

Still waiting on the funny part.....

Pimpin_J · 09-13-2006, 06:25 AM

Haha.. reality got ya

martinsc · 09-13-2006, 06:27 AM

hhahahahahah

Zalez · 09-13-2006, 06:27 AM

lol, the nerve of some people

Klen · 09-13-2006, 06:29 AM

Ha ha ha funny.

rokko666 · 09-13-2006, 06:30 AM

LMAO ! that was a good one.

Ace_luffy · 09-13-2006, 06:32 AM

lol.............

Gnat69 · 09-13-2006, 06:34 AM

LMFAO...too funny, but how DARE he think such a thing, he is definetly a waste of your time....wink wink...hehe

the alchemist · 09-13-2006, 12:19 PM

Hahaha that's just plain mean

reynold · 09-13-2006, 07:23 PM

That was harsh!

msan · 09-13-2006, 08:10 PM

Hahah Hilarious!

sniperwolf · 09-13-2006, 08:13 PM

that was rude but then you can't argue with a guy holding the needle. rofl

woj · 09-13-2006, 08:15 PM

rodney25 · 09-14-2006, 12:51 AM

I thought it was your own story, man!

free4porn · 09-14-2006, 03:11 AM

lol

emthree · 09-14-2006, 03:25 AM

LOL Funny.
I thought it was a real story for a second.

notabook · 09-14-2006, 03:29 AM

I laughed THREE times! Which is one more than average! I like tuna fish sandwiches!

en21 · 09-14-2006, 03:35 AM

:-) .....

Dirty Dane · 09-14-2006, 03:45 AM

09-13-2006, 06:11 AM	#1
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Classmates (Funny) Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, "surely I Can't Look That Old?" Well... You'll Love This One! I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?? Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. Hmmm,...or Could He??? After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School. "yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride. "when Did You Graduate?" I Asked. He Answered, ! "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?" "you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed. He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled Son-of-a-bitch Asked?.. "what Did You Teach?"

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