Classmates (Funny)
 

Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking,
"surely I Can't Look That Old?"

Well... You'll Love This One!

I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New
Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I
Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been
In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy
That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then??

Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought This
Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To
Have Been My Classmate. Hmmm,...or Could He???

After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park
High School.

"yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.

"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.

He Answered, ! "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?"

"you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.



He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled Son-of-a-bitch
Asked?..








"what Did You Teach?"

Still waiting on the funny part.....

Haha.. reality got ya :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh hhahahahahah

lol, the nerve of some people

Ha ha ha funny.

LMAO ! that was a good one.

lol.............

LMFAO...too funny, but how DARE he think such a thing, he is definetly a waste of your time....wink wink...hehe

Hahaha that's just plain mean :1orglaugh

That was harsh! :1orglaugh

Hahah Hilarious!

that was rude but then you can't argue with a guy holding the needle. rofl

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I thought it was your own story, man! :1orglaugh

lol :)

LOL Funny.
I thought it was a real story for a second.

I laughed THREE times! Which is one more than average! I like tuna fish sandwiches!

:-) .....

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