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Pete-KT · 09-13-2006, 06:11 AM

Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking,
"surely I Can't Look That Old?"

Well... You'll Love This One!

I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New
Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I
Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been
In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy
That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then??

Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought This
Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To
Have Been My Classmate. Hmmm,...or Could He???

After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park
High School.

"yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.

"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.

He Answered, ! "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?"

"you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.

He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled Son-of-a-bitch
Asked?..

"what Did You Teach?"

09-13-2006, 06:11 AM
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Classmates (Funny) Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, "surely I Can't Look That Old?" Well... You'll Love This One! I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?? Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. Hmmm,...or Could He??? After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School. "yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride. "when Did You Graduate?" I Asked. He Answered, ! "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?" "you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed. He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled Son-of-a-bitch Asked?.. "what Did You Teach?"