Book suggestions needed - GoFuckYourself.com

Jennyfer · 09-09-2006, 05:21 PM

I just finished 11 minutes by Paulo Coelho(i really enjoyed it), now i'm looking for my next victim.

I'm not looking for a specific subject, i'm open to any suggestion.

Wich book do you suggest i should read next?

notabook · 09-09-2006, 05:38 PM

How about you watch a movie instead you fucking liberal hippie douche bag? Books can offer nothing good to you at all; they are paper monsters that would like nothing more than to see you on fire. But is that enough for those fucking bastards? No, of course not. Just as the flames die down and you start to wrack in pain those fucking books will pour salt all over your charred body, making you feel pain like you never have before.

Even then, your suffering is just but a taste of what the books want you to go through. They will take pictures of your horribly disfigured body and post them at various sites like at rotten and ogrish just so that other books, all across the globe, can laugh with glee at your pain and suffering. Do you think they are finished then? Not by a fucking long shot.

Now they will hunt your family and friends, one by one, anally raping them and giving them paper cuts like you would never believe? and they will do this forcing you to watch them (your eye lids have been burned off at this point, you can?t help but to watch) do this to your loved ones. Then? and only then, after they have taken everything from you they possibly can will the books finish you off once and for all.

Books are one of the vilest creations that humanity has ever unleashed onto this Earth. They can offer nothing good to us? instead they constantly try (and often do) take everything we love and cherish and destroy it in a matter of minutes. Reading a book just simply isn?t worth the risk to you or your loved ones. Put down the books people: WATCH A FUCKING MOVIE FOR GOD?S SAKE!

GrouchyAdmin · 09-09-2006, 05:39 PM

Paranoia, by Joseph Finder was great for mindless pulp. It's about corporate espionage, but it's actually entertaining.

2HousePlague · 09-09-2006, 05:42 PM

2hp

the alchemist · 09-09-2006, 05:45 PM

11 minutes was so damn good... I'd suggest another Paulo Coelho...

jrap · 09-09-2006, 05:46 PM

the long tail

bknoob · 09-09-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

How about you watch a movie instead you fucking liberal hippie douche bag? Books can offer nothing good to you at all; they are paper monsters that would like nothing more than to see you on fire. But is that enough for those fucking bastards? No, of course not. Just as the flames die down and you start to wrack in pain those fucking books will pour salt all over your charred body, making you feel pain like you never have before.

Even then, your suffering is just but a taste of what the books want you to go through. They will take pictures of your horribly disfigured body and post them at various sites like at rotten and ogrish just so that other books, all across the globe, can laugh with glee at your pain and suffering. Do you think they are finished then? Not by a fucking long shot.

Now they will hunt your family and friends, one by one, anally raping them and giving them paper cuts like you would never believe? and they will do this forcing you to watch them (your eye lids have been burned off at this point, you can?t help but to watch) do this to your loved ones. Then? and only then, after they have taken everything from you they possibly can will the books finish you off once and for all.

Books are one of the vilest creations that humanity has ever unleashed onto this Earth. They can offer nothing good to us? instead they constantly try (and often do) take everything we love and cherish and destroy it in a matter of minutes. Reading a book just simply isn?t worth the risk to you or your loved ones. Put down the books people: WATCH A FUCKING MOVIE FOR GOD?S SAKE!

whoaaaaaaaaaaa, where did that come from

studiocritic · 09-09-2006, 05:51 PM

I'm reading this and this.

notabook · 09-09-2006, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bknoob

whoaaaaaaaaaaa, where did that come from

Where did it come from??? How about when I was but a child I was anally raped by a copy of Jules Verne?s ?Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea? at my local library. I set there and begged for help but the other books, even the Curious George books which I had learned to love and cherish just sat there, drooling in anticipation, hoping that they would be next in line to drill into my bum.

It took me years to realize the agenda that books had, the pure evil that they represent. Books from the very beginning were created as a way to control the masses, to separate the haves from the have-nots. Sure, you?ll have some hippie liberal douche bags out there that will claim that books allowed for the have-nots to gain the knowledge necessary to compete with the haves; it?s just propaganda BULLSHIT.

Books are evil and vile and represent the very worst of humanity. They will rape and murder you if you give them a chance. For the sake of yourself and your loved ones? Burn EVERY FUCKING book that you can, as fast as you can. Torch a library or two, target them indiscriminately from the small to the gigantic. Then and only then you can take on the true threat: the Authors. Once they are taken out, the book menace shall be no more and humanity shall be safe once again.

studiocritic · 09-09-2006, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

do you have a blog with this nonsense in it?

i bet you could get a nice following

IWantU_Jeff · 09-09-2006, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Where did it come from??? How about when I was but a child I was anally raped by a copy of Jules Verne?s ?Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea? at my local library. I set there and begged for help but the other books, even the Curious George books which I had learned to love and cherish just sat there, drooling in anticipation, hoping that they would be next in line to drill into my bum.

It took me years to realize the agenda that books had, the pure evil that they represent. Books from the very beginning were created as a way to control the masses, to separate the haves from the have-nots. Sure, you?ll have some hippie liberal douche bags out there that will claim that books allowed for the have-nots to gain the knowledge necessary to compete with the haves; it?s just propaganda BULLSHIT.

Books are evil and vile and represent the very worst of humanity. They will rape and murder you if you give them a chance. For the sake of yourself and your loved ones? Burn EVERY FUCKING book that you can, as fast as you can. Torch a library or two, target them indiscriminately from the small to the gigantic. Then and only then you can take on the true threat: the Authors. Once they are taken out, the book menace shall be no more and humanity shall be safe once again.

i dont really start shit around here, but hey fuck nut.. you learned to read & write where/how & with what exactly?

notabook · 09-09-2006, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by IWantU_Jeff

i dont really start shit around here, but hey fuck nut.. you learned to read & write where/how & with what exactly?

Not books if that?s what your insinuating. Books are for fags, plain and simple. Everything I have learned came from television, God?s gift to mankind.

Waveu6410 · 09-09-2006, 06:48 PM

The Stand by Stephen King

betabomb · 09-09-2006, 07:00 PM

this thread is so close to greatness

Agent 488 · 09-09-2006, 07:15 PM

proust
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Jennyfer · 09-11-2006, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by bknoob

whoaaaaaaaaaaa, where did that come from

I was thinking exactly the same

Jennyfer · 09-11-2006, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by the alchemist

11 minutes was so damn good... I'd suggest another Paulo Coelho...

I love his books, I already read:

O Zahir
Eleven Minutes
Veronika Decides to Die
The Alchemist
The Fifth Mountain
By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept
Brida

I was thinking about getting "The Devil and Miss Prym" have you read it?

Sexsitesurfer · 09-11-2006, 09:05 AM

Money by Martin Amis is great!

Also try "Glamorama" by Brett Easton Ellis.

dot1866 · 09-11-2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Sexsitesurfer

Money by Martin Amis is great!

Also try "Glamorama" by Brett Easton Ellis.

Glamorama is a GREAT book. i Second this.

also, anything by Chuck Palahniuk. i would start with Choke.

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	How about you watch a movie instead you fucking liberal hippie douche bag? Books can offer nothing good to you at all; they are paper monsters that would like nothing more than to see you on fire. But is that enough for those fucking bastards? No, of course not. Just as the flames die down and you start to wrack in pain those fucking books will pour salt all over your charred body, making you feel pain like you never have before. Even then, your suffering is just but a taste of what the books want you to go through. They will take pictures of your horribly disfigured body and post them at various sites like at rotten and ogrish just so that other books, all across the globe, can laugh with glee at your pain and suffering. Do you think they are finished then? Not by a fucking long shot. Now they will hunt your family and friends, one by one, anally raping them and giving them paper cuts like you would never believe? and they will do this forcing you to watch them (your eye lids have been burned off at this point, you can?t help but to watch) do this to your loved ones. Then? and only then, after they have taken everything from you they possibly can will the books finish you off once and for all. Books are one of the vilest creations that humanity has ever unleashed onto this Earth. They can offer nothing good to us? instead they constantly try (and often do) take everything we love and cherish and destroy it in a matter of minutes. Reading a book just simply isn?t worth the risk to you or your loved ones. Put down the books people: WATCH A FUCKING MOVIE FOR GOD?S SAKE! __________________ Last edited by notabook; 09-09-2006 at 05:39 PM..

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GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	Paranoia, by Joseph Finder was great for mindless pulp. It's about corporate espionage, but it's actually entertaining.

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