Originally Posted by notabook

How about you watch a movie instead you fucking liberal hippie douche bag? Books can offer nothing good to you at all; they are paper monsters that would like nothing more than to see you on fire. But is that enough for those fucking bastards? No, of course not. Just as the flames die down and you start to wrack in pain those fucking books will pour salt all over your charred body, making you feel pain like you never have before.

Even then, your suffering is just but a taste of what the books want you to go through. They will take pictures of your horribly disfigured body and post them at various sites like at rotten and ogrish just so that other books, all across the globe, can laugh with glee at your pain and suffering. Do you think they are finished then? Not by a fucking long shot.

Now they will hunt your family and friends, one by one, anally raping them and giving them paper cuts like you would never believe? and they will do this forcing you to watch them (your eye lids have been burned off at this point, you can?t help but to watch) do this to your loved ones. Then? and only then, after they have taken everything from you they possibly can will the books finish you off once and for all.

Books are one of the vilest creations that humanity has ever unleashed onto this Earth. They can offer nothing good to us? instead they constantly try (and often do) take everything we love and cherish and destroy it in a matter of minutes. Reading a book just simply isn?t worth the risk to you or your loved ones. Put down the books people: WATCH A FUCKING MOVIE FOR GOD?S SAKE!