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Originally Posted by bknoob
whoaaaaaaaaaaa, where did that come from
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Where did it come from??? How about when I was but a child I was anally raped by a copy of Jules Verne?s
?Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea? at my local library. I set there and begged for help but the other books, even the Curious George books which I had learned to love and cherish just sat there, drooling in anticipation, hoping that they would be next in line to drill into my bum.
It took me years to realize the agenda that books had, the pure evil that they represent. Books from the very beginning were created as a way to control the masses, to separate the haves from the have-nots. Sure, you?ll have some hippie liberal douche bags out there that will claim that books allowed for the have-nots to gain the knowledge necessary to compete with the haves; it?s just propaganda BULLSHIT.
Books are evil and vile and represent the very worst of humanity. They will rape and murder you if you give them a chance. For the sake of yourself and your loved ones? Burn EVERY FUCKING book that you can, as fast as you can. Torch a library or two, target them indiscriminately from the small to the gigantic. Then and only then you can take on the true threat: the Authors. Once they are taken out, the book menace shall be no more and humanity shall be safe once again.