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smutsellers · 09-10-2006, 08:12 PM

A little Monday Morning humor.....

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles
aimlessly for a few minutes.
The sales associate notices him and asks "is there anything I can help you with?."
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

A few minutes later, he lays a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the
counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, ?You see Miss, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife
to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back
with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it was cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she."

I know it's an oldie, but still a goodie. Have a good week everyone

blazi · 09-10-2006, 08:13 PM

lol, might be an old joke but that's the 1st time I've heard it and that is fuggen hilarious!!

1200mics · 09-10-2006, 08:17 PM

great joke

Spunky · 09-10-2006, 08:35 PM

Heh heh..I chortled

reynold · 09-10-2006, 08:39 PM

Yes, oldie but goodie.

Peaches · 09-10-2006, 08:49 PM

Just an off topic FYI, I'm my college years, I rolled many a joint in Tampax wrappers

Donny · 09-10-2006, 08:54 PM

That's a very good joke. Haven't heard it before.

TheDatingNetworkCameron · 09-10-2006, 09:09 PM

Awsome joke, never heard it before.

Ace_luffy · 09-10-2006, 09:18 PM

nice joke........

thx

woj · 09-10-2006, 09:27 PM

rodney25 · 09-10-2006, 09:58 PM

Hilarious

MsWild · 09-11-2006, 08:07 AM

great joke

madawgz · 09-11-2006, 08:24 AM

funny joke

09-10-2006, 08:12 PM	#1
smutsellers Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 351	Cigarettes And Tampons A little Monday Morning humor..... A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles aimlessly for a few minutes. The sales associate notices him and asks "is there anything I can help you with?." He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. A few minutes later, he lays a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, ?You see Miss, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it was cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she." I know it's an oldie, but still a goodie. Have a good week everyone

09-10-2006, 08:13 PM	#2
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09-10-2006, 08:17 PM	#3
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09-10-2006, 08:35 PM	#4
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09-10-2006, 09:18 PM	#9
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09-10-2006, 08:39 PM	#5
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Yes, oldie but goodie.

09-10-2006, 08:49 PM	#6
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Just an off topic FYI, I'm my college years, I rolled many a joint in Tampax wrappers

09-10-2006, 08:54 PM	#7
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	That's a very good joke. Haven't heard it before.

09-10-2006, 09:09 PM	#8
TheDatingNetworkCameron Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 581	Awsome joke, never heard it before.

09-10-2006, 09:27 PM	#10
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09-10-2006, 09:58 PM	#11
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09-11-2006, 08:24 AM	#13
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