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  • smutsellers
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2006
    • 351

    #1

    Cigarettes And Tampons

    A little Monday Morning humor.....

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles
    aimlessly for a few minutes.
    The sales associate notices him and asks "is there anything I can help you with?."
    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.


    A few minutes later, he lays a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the
    counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

    He answers, ?You see Miss, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife
    to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back
    with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it was cheaper.
    So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she."



    I know it's an oldie, but still a goodie. Have a good week everyone
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  • blazi
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 4321

    #2
    lol, might be an old joke but that's the 1st time I've heard it and that is fuggen hilarious!!

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    • 1200mics
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2005
      • 5131

      #3
      great joke

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133986

        #4
        Heh heh..I chortled

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        • reynold
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 51271

          #5
          Yes, oldie but goodie.

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          • Peaches
            Old broad
            • Oct 2002
            • 13933

            #6
            Just an off topic FYI, I'm my college years, I rolled many a joint in Tampax wrappers

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            • Donny
              As you wish...
              • May 2002
              • 13754

              #7
              That's a very good joke. Haven't heard it before.

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              • TheDatingNetworkCameron
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2003
                • 581

                #8
                Awsome joke, never heard it before.
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                • Ace_luffy
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                  • Feb 2005
                  • 12166

                  #9
                  nice joke........

                  thx


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                    • Jul 2002
                    • 47882

                    #10
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                    • rodney25
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                      • Jun 2005
                      • 7090

                      #11
                      Hilarious


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                      • MsWild
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 2803

                        #12
                        great joke
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                        • madawgz
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                          • Mar 2006
                          • 30509

                          #13
                          funny joke
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